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Fatty Friday Tips!
14 years ago
If the contents of the journal below don't concern you, don't waste my time responding :D
Akin to Vore Thursday tips, here are some Fatty Friday tips! Whether you are a fatty, or just love them, these helpful hints will keep you happy :3
Tip #1 Suspenders! Seriously fatties, sexiness and pants holding +50! And no cold/annoying belt digging into belly :3
Tip #2 When rubbing belly, PLEASE please please don't just go in circles. Knead the belly, heft the belly, LOVE the belly :3
Tip #3 When rubbing a particularly impressive belly, sometimes paws aren't enough! Lick, nibble and kiss said belly!
Tip #4 Its always important to keep growing fatties well fed...with funnels! Can't have them losing calories using their hands!
And a secret Fatty Friday Tip: It may sometimes be necessary to take care of certain "urges" after a belly rub! Hop to it!
Wolfgang "Fatty Friday" Wolfe
Tip #1 Suspenders! Seriously fatties, sexiness and pants holding +50! And no cold/annoying belt digging into belly :3
Tip #2 When rubbing belly, PLEASE please please don't just go in circles. Knead the belly, heft the belly, LOVE the belly :3
Tip #3 When rubbing a particularly impressive belly, sometimes paws aren't enough! Lick, nibble and kiss said belly!
Tip #4 Its always important to keep growing fatties well fed...with funnels! Can't have them losing calories using their hands!
And a secret Fatty Friday Tip: It may sometimes be necessary to take care of certain "urges" after a belly rub! Hop to it!
Wolfgang "Fatty Friday" Wolfe
though the suspenders I get always snap off the pants where I clip them, while I'm wearing them. >_<
And as for the suspenders...I've been considering getting some. The way my ass is shaped, my pants always fall off of it whenever I bend over in the slightest. No matter how tight I make a belt, either. Like...my ass is wide, but it has no tone, or shape, so nothing for a belt to hinge on. And I'm way too lazy and unmotivated to work out in any way to fix that, thus I'm thinking suspenders.
...Or you know, come here and let me take some of you in mine >;3
Dayam.
Who's hungry?!
It was all part of the Evil Lupine Agenda (henceforth called the EPA).
Your illuminati ways will catch up you, Wolfgang!
You will rue the day you trap innocents in your belly bombardment!
Are you ruing yet?!
Rue!
RUE!
Rue, I say!
That's how it's EPA instead of ELA.
Cuz then we'd have to change it to the Evil Lupine Organization (ELO) but there's too much good music behind those initials. Can't taint the music with your wickedness.
Maybe even a pair of cuffs and a collar like bowser. ;D But that's wishful thinking. ... for now.
Anyhow, wise words for a fatty! ;]
P.S. I miss yew <3
And for reals? <3 I think you're so super cool :D I should try bugging you online some, if you'd be down. Otherwise I just hope to bother you at AC each year. XD
And of course! You're super hella crazy awesome and I have yet to have a bad time around you <3 I'm pretty much always around on my mobile names, (My computer is a butt) but as for AC, it's a strong possibility those days are over for me but eh, who knows