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Hatchday in Feb!
14 years ago
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Another year, another 25 chapters. Heh!
If you bring me any slaves as gifts, make sure to wrap them. And by wrap I mean heavily bound and gagged. :)
Hmmm, should dragons have TWO birthdays? There is the day their mother laid their egg, and the day they actually hatch from it.
I think we deserve two. MOAR PRESENTS! MOAR TRIBUTE! MOAR SACRIFICES! MOAR WORSHIP!
Ahem, sorry, got carried away there. But seriously... I expect maidens tied to a post outside my lair. Or gift cards to Slaves-R-Us.
Now I have the urge to write a birthday party in my story. Maybe Rahmor could throw one for one of his mares. Because you know... birthday spankings! It's a spank per day you have been alive, right? Or is it per hour...
Dragon - "I'm going to make EVERY DAY your birthday!" :D
Unicorn - "Eep!" D:
If you bring me any slaves as gifts, make sure to wrap them. And by wrap I mean heavily bound and gagged. :)
Hmmm, should dragons have TWO birthdays? There is the day their mother laid their egg, and the day they actually hatch from it.
I think we deserve two. MOAR PRESENTS! MOAR TRIBUTE! MOAR SACRIFICES! MOAR WORSHIP!
Ahem, sorry, got carried away there. But seriously... I expect maidens tied to a post outside my lair. Or gift cards to Slaves-R-Us.
Now I have the urge to write a birthday party in my story. Maybe Rahmor could throw one for one of his mares. Because you know... birthday spankings! It's a spank per day you have been alive, right? Or is it per hour...
Dragon - "I'm going to make EVERY DAY your birthday!" :D
Unicorn - "Eep!" D:
Now, let's see what I've got here...*rummages through pockets*
Uh, I forgot to get a gift...but then, that means the only thing I have is...oh shit! O_O;
Because cookies are good, even for dragons !
And happy hatchday incase I miss it!