warning: the following contains blatant misuse and overuse of the caps lock key due to strong desire to scream said contents at the top of internet lungs

HEY ALL YOU SPARKLE RAVE DOGS

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
THIS LITTLE LADY IS OFFERING A FREE GLOWING VIAL PENDANT

I MEAN BALLS BRO
YOU CAN'T TURN THAT SHIT DOWN
ITS FARKING MADNESS, IT IS

I MEAN
THEY GLOW AND SHIT
OR COULD BE FILLED WITH OTHER THINGS

LIKE FAIRY JIZZ
OR PLAYA DUST
OR CYANIDE
OR BASALISK VENOM

YOU DON'T THINK THIS COULD BE THAT AWESOME?
SEE FOR YOURSELF: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7248177/

SO CLICK NOW
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3114284/