snap = PURE UNADULTERATED ASS.

1.) Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Squishy, cuddly, fox, insane, FUCKING AWESOME.

2.) What is your favorite song? Genre?
Currently? Dirty - KoRn. Genre would be metal.

3.) Do you consider yourself to be a fancy person or a person of simple tastes?
Simpler than "fancy". :P

4.) What is your favorite book or type of book?
Can I just say an author? ...Thanks. Chuck Palahniuk. 'Nuff said.

5.) If you could change one thing about society what would it be?
Goodbye religion. X3

6.) If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Sending priests to the houses of small children. 8D

7.) If you were taking a dump and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish taking a dump then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish taking a dump?
I don't even chew gum when I crap. Fuck you.

8.) What faith/religion do you subscribe to?
Sports Illustrated. xD

9.) What things annoy you the most right now?
Your face.

10.) Where do you see yourself in 30 years?
A nice house with a sexy husband and a job that doesn't piss me off. :F

11.) Favorite indulgences: Candy? Ice cream? Chips? Pretzels? Cheese? Crackers? Fruit? Other?
Cock.


What? Fried chicken is mass good.

12.) Jane Austen, yea or nay?
*searches Google* ... Dead bitch?

13.) Do you exercise?
Twice a week. xD

14.) Do you smoke, drink, or do drugs?
Not really, no.

15.) Say something witty (make it your own).
Well, I would but I'm busy not being a douchebag.

16.) How is your relationship with your mother?
My mom is kinda amazing.

17.) Cats or dogs?
I'm allergic to cats. SO UHM, MAYBE DOGS?

18.) What’s your least favorite part of sex?
Jiggling.

19.) Would you ever wear a thong?
I own one. :D

20.) Do you have a motto?
No.








What, you expect me to be insightful? xD