2 years ago, my folks and I made friends with this gal name Mary and her husband, Mark. Over the last 2 years, we've helped each other out a lot. They're alright...but can be annoying and overbearing and very weird. Mary's a tall blonde who I thought was fine and we flirted until she started talkin' like some crude hillbilly dude. And she can grow a beard better than me. Now when I look at her, I see Greg Allman. When I went home for Christmas, she hugged me and picked me up and then commented on how skinny I've gotten since she last saw me. I like tomboys, but she went overkill on that. o.o Mark's a good guy but you can tell by looking at him that there's something off about him. He looks like a hillbilly Shimp from The Three Stooges. Recently, they moved back to where they're originally from in Paradise. Shortly after that, Mark took a walk in the woods around where they're currently staying. Come night time he hadn't come back and he took Bubba, Karyssa's former dog they adopted after the fallout my folks had with her and Jordan, with him, so Mary called the sheriffs to search for him and Bubba. It took 'em a while, but they found Mark in the woods 20 miles from the house him and Mary were stayin' at with Bubba huddled in his jacket to keep him warm. When the sheriffs asked him why he was in the woods, so far from the house where he was stayin' at, he told them he was there to hibernate and then growled at them. Apparently, Mark thinks he's a bear now. o.O They eventually convinced him to go with them back to the house but he still believes he's a bear despite the sheriffs and Mary tryin' to talk some sense into him. Mary called my Dad and had him talk to Mark...

Mark: Grrr!

Dad: ...So you think you're a bear now, huh?

Mark: Yep.

Dad: Ok...

So yeah, Mark has lost his mind. Whether it was drugs, being married to an overbearing bitch like Mary for so many years, or when Mary's son "accidently" hit him in head with a sledgehammer twice in the past...or all the above