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Facts about me meme
13 years ago
Saw this on cassy's journal, I think, and thought it would be fun.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Flopsy killed the cat. Every single one of them. :(
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Flopsy beats all 3 at the same time.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Flopsy needs toothpicks.
Flopsy doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Flopsy does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Ghosts are actually caused by Flopsy killing people faster than Death can process them.
There is no Control button on Flopsy's computer. Flopsy is always in control.
Flopsy's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Flopsy.
When you say "no one's perfect", Flopsy takes this as a personal insult.
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Flopsy heads outside and brands his cattle.
Apparently, I'm Chuck Norris...
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Flopsy killed the cat. Every single one of them. :(
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Flopsy beats all 3 at the same time.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Flopsy needs toothpicks.
Flopsy doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Flopsy does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Ghosts are actually caused by Flopsy killing people faster than Death can process them.
There is no Control button on Flopsy's computer. Flopsy is always in control.
Flopsy's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Flopsy.
When you say "no one's perfect", Flopsy takes this as a personal insult.
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Flopsy heads outside and brands his cattle.
Apparently, I'm Chuck Norris...
Thats why theres no life there.
I'm a hunter but I don't hunt because hunting would imply the possibility of failure.
Looks like were equally tough
I think I might do this meme