Stupidness quiz
19 years ago
(Stolen from Rubberducky87 @ DA)
[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[x] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling.
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times (can't legally drive yet, hah!).
[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out (a lot).
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking (I dun like gum).
[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math (all the timeXD).
[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[ ] I've done sum thing really stupid while I was drunk.
[ ]I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ]I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk (what!?).
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Multiply your score by four.
56% stupid. Ha!
[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[x] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling.
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times (can't legally drive yet, hah!).
[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out (a lot).
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking (I dun like gum).
[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math (all the timeXD).
[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[ ] I've done sum thing really stupid while I was drunk.
[ ]I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ]I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk (what!?).
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Multiply your score by four.
56% stupid. Ha!
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An online quiz I may just have to take. hehe.