>_>; Nuke all?

Nukes just crash the site for me :6

Only way I know ;.;

Sounds like you need a better browser.

NUKES!

Nukes just crash the site for me :6

Aww, man, you beat my record!

Score!

LAUNCH THE MISSILES!

alternatively, slowly sift through each post and picture one by one, being highly attentive to the nuances of each, commenting on all of them, and favoriting the ones you like.

Or just do what I'd do and push the big red button anyways.

LOL

Nukes just crash the site for me :6

Fire.

Fire cures all.

Ask an admin politely to delete all the messages? Wait.. not sure how that'll work out.

What Caution Cat said^

Set your view to max per page, then keep selecting "select all" "clear"

Or lend me your password for 10 seconds >_>

And welcome back, of course.

Max yer amount per page> Invert> Remove.

Select all & delete?

Ladies and gentlemen, the duck is BACK!

The site crashes my browsers too on all my computers, when I try it and, FA admins haven't found a good answer for that yet. I go page at a time with 'check all' and deletes but... it's not a good solution. :P

ask an admin if the nuke doesnt work

Huh, well if you can't nuke... I've go nothing.

Time and perseverance?

Delete em page by page?

Hmm if nuking doesn't work for you...go to a public library and try their computers, LOL.

....
That 'holy toledo' journal load just made me get an odd chill when I read that. Reading the above comments and how the NUKE button is off your list of options as of the moment... Although it would seriously take some tiiiiiiiiimmmmme would be try answering to 10 comments and 10 journals a day and wittling it down that way. I once had done that after one of my slow spells through two seasons of the year. But yet, you got quite the load there to catch up on, not sure my suggestions will sound quite helpful in comparison to the others.

actuallly...
Think I best retract that suggestion. Im a dunce, did the math to what I mentioned and it would take you...

15262 days to answer all posts if you answered 10 a day
&
4,194 days to answer all journals if you posted to 10 a day.

Again, I apologize. Bad suggestion on my part. lol

I'd hate to think what my account will look like after being way for so long. Cleaning it up is a buggah.

nop

Ooooh does this mean you're back?

This does. Slowly coming back. Of course I'm currently out of the country but when I get back I'll have more to post. :)

Sweet!

Indeed :D