...and I'm bored as hell. Since those two factors are combined I thought I'd stop by and annoy you people; fun.

Basics:

Name: ... It's on my front page. :|
Nickname: Mike, or Gru, or jerk at times. :3
Fursona: A Gru
Date of Birth: May 21st, I was supposed to be born on the 10th though, long story.
Birthplace: Some hospital in the city I live in.
Current Location: Undisclosed... or you can look at the profile ya lazy swabs! :P
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'4
Heritage: ALL AMERICAN MUT!
Piercings: I like looking dignified, so no.
Tattoos: see above


Favourite:

Animal: Hyenas and canines are high up there, but every once in awhile I like to see something... rare.
Band/Singer: Pink Floyd, and if you know know who they are go grab your parents records... NOW!
Song: As in someone actually singing, song, or just music song? Either way too long to list.
Movie: Look on the profile lazy! :P
Disney Movie: Aladdin
Disney Show: GARGOYLES
Disney Character: *Shrugs* Probably Thanatos (or was it Xanatos?) From gargoyles. SERIOUSLY!
TV show: Don't watch TV much, but the show I'm currently liking is Death Note.
Color: Red, grey
Food: Italian, seafood (Lobster especially, I haven't had in so long!) :(
Pizza topping: Pinaapple... I'm weird okay?!
Ice-Cream Flavor: Vanilla
Pocky Flavor: Huh? *feels retarded because he doesn't know wtf pocky is*
Drink (alcoholic): Captain's Painkiller, (I want one so fucking bad right now!)
Soda: Root beer
Cookie: I'm okay with chocolate chip, don't eat cookies often.
Store: Gamestop, (my evil guilty pleasure.)
Clothing Brand: Any as long as it fits, (I ain't picky)
Shoe Brand: See above
Season: Summer
Month: May
Convention/Holiday/Festival: NA/any/NF (Not Festive)
Flower: Not really a flower person.
Board game: Does chess count?


This or That:

Sunny or rainy: Raining in broad daylight!
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Prolly fruit
Night or day: Night, oddly enough
Sour or sweet: Sweet.
Love or money: I've got neither, I'd prefer love though.
Phone or in person: Person, I fucking suck at phone conversations... YET I ALWAYS WIND UP DOING THEM MORE! D:
Looks or personality: Personality, but some people have a little... too much personality for my taste.
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Hot

Your:

Goal for this year: Get a real job, or something, sheesh. >_<
Most missed memory: If I don't remember it how can i miss it?
Best physical feature: Height? Some girls like tall guys, right? ;_; Right? (stolen from Take, because it fits me too.)
First thought waking up: Can I go back to sleep?
Hypothetical personality disorder: IDONTGIVEAFUCKITIS; It's highly contagious from what I hear.
Preferred type of surgery: The type where you don't need surgery ever. (Agreeing with Take on this one.)
Sesame street alter ego: Do I have to answer this, really now? :|
Fairytale alter ego: Religious nutjob, despite the fact I'm aitheist! Wait... fairytale one huh? (Geez these things don't give you much options.) :/
Most stupid remark: *shrugs* Forgot it.
Worst crime: Being me.
Greatest ambition: Being a published writer... HEY A GUY CAN DREAM CAN'T HE??
Greatest fear: Being like my uncle, nuff said.
Darkest secret: I might tell you, but I'd have t kill you afterwards.
Favorite subject: School or in general? School: Math and physical.
Strangest received gift: Life itself? I dunno. :/
Worst habit: *looks at his short nails* Yea...


Do You:

Smoke: No, and I HATE it when there's 8 fucking no smoking signs that say, in FUCKING BOLD LIKE THIS "No smoking in 20ft of doors/windows" in about a 20ft² courtyard and there's one smoker per sign!
Drink: Only on weekends, and really not too much.
Curse: *looks around* Does my answers so far cover this too?
Shower daily: That or bath.
Like thunderstorms: I'm fine with them.
Dance in the rain: Maybe... but not anytime soon.
Sing: Only if you want to fall asleep, I'm too monotone. I do at times though.
Play an instrument: I got this base guitar sitting i my closet that I can't play because the fucking G-string broke and I haven't found the time to replace it! >:C
Get along with your parents: Yea, we have our spats, but so far so good. Doesn't count my nonexistent father though.
Wish on stars: I find the concept silly, really how is falling space matter that's burning through the atmosphere going to grant a wish? Then again I've been told I'm a killjoy. :P
Believe in fate: We're masters of our own fate, but everything winds in strings pulling others we are connected to even the slightest. Translate that how you will.
Believe in love at first sight: Sorry but I believe love is something that takes work, it isn't just handed to you on a silver platter. That first sight thing; it's infatuation, not love.


Can You:
Drive: no ;_;
Sew: Nope.
Cook: Simple meals yea.
Speak another language: Despite the fact I am COMPLETELY surrounded by Mexican neighbors I can't speak Spanish. I do know some ASL though.
Dance: Yes actually, even taking a dance class.
Sing: Very, very poorly.
Touch your nose with your tongue: *tries it* can only get halfway. ;_;
Whistle: Yep.
Curl your tongue: Can do yes.

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: Sure, and FYI I'm a happy drunk.
Been Stoned/High: What do I look like an idiot? FUCK NO!
Eaten Sushi: LOVE IT!
Been in Love: Yea, haven't been since for some reason.
Skipped school: Once or twice, unless sicknesses and errands don't count.
Made prank calls: Not my thing.
Sent someone a love letter: Tried to once... threw it away after a few lines I didn't like.
Stolen something: No, I'm too honest for my own good. :|
Cried yourself to sleep: Anyone who's loved and lost knows this one.

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? Hypocrisy, which happens all too often, (even guilty of it myself.)
Are you right or left handed? Right, though I can (to a competent degree) use my left.
What is your bedtime? Anytime I feel tired.
Name three things you can't live without: Air, food, water... WHAT? I'M BEING HONEST HERE! D:
What is the color of your room? Sky blue... and it's fading. :'(
Do you have any siblings? Noooo... wait... 1 half brother 1 half sister... it's complicated and really they aren't 'part' of my life.
Do you have any pets? Two dogs, Deva (Yes I know Diva is spelled with an I, her it's with an e) and Chucky. I also have one cat which I know as EVIL Tiger.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Make it 50 mil and ganrantee my immunity and you got yourself a deal! (Not really, I can't harm a fly for some reason.) :/
What is you middle name? You ain't getting it!
What are you nicknames? ... Got asked tis already, nothing to see here, move along.
Are you for or against gay marriage? I'm voting Walker (Reference to Take's)
What are your thoughts on abortion? It's the woman's body, besides we got 6 bil+ people already.
Do you have a crush on anyone? No, sadly.
Are you afraid of the dark? *shrugs*
How do you want to die? I already know how I'll die, in an epic battle in the year 3209.
What is the largest amount of Popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I can't ever remember when I last had one! D:
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yea, I'd probably take one for a complete stranger even, I'm crazy like that.
Are there any rules you've broken? What? I have to dig up "the list" now? D: