stolen from  bobbuffalo
he's awesome


Name: Arrrg... I hate my name... Tyler, such a lame name, although my middle names are worse (oh, I have two)
Nickname: Sylas, Sven, Banjo, "That Weird Guy That Dresses in Weird clothes and listens to weird music and we're not sure but we think hes a homosexual"
Fursona: Panda, or at times i go back to the kangaroo
Date of Birth: June 12th
Birthplace: Alberta, Canada
Current Location: same small city I was born in. I hate it here
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown, at times blueish-black, and soon to get a purple streak in it
Height: 5 10 i think :/ i still think im short
Heritage: Born in alberta with newfie parents (although you probably dont know what a newie is), heritage is Norweigan and Welsh/Cornish
Piercings: none, want them
Tattoos: none, want them


Favourite:

Animal: Kangaroos, Doggies, Bears, Raccoons, Ferrets, I love animals
Band/Singer: Emilie Autumn, The Cruxshadows, Skinny Puppy, Bauhaus, Mozart, Garbage, Gorillaz, Misfits, so many so so so many
Song: right now its #1 Crush by Garbage, It feels like it explains actually TWO of my crushes
Movie: Tank Girl, The House on Haunted Hill (original), Donnie Darko, The Cell, A Clockwork Orange
Disney Movie: The Fox and The Hound. Makes me cry every time... and Tim Burton worked on it
Disney Show: The new ones all sucked, by the time I started watching tele the good ones were all gone... unless Recess was disney, that show is the bomb
Disney Character: Pete (<3)... and for non porno reasons... Beast o.O
TV show: Um... South Park, Colbert Report, I Love Lucy, Original TMNT, Original X-MEN
Color: Purple... or black... but blacks not a colour
Food: Waffles
Pizza topping: Cheese. although I can stand pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Bubblegum
Drink (alcoholic): Sourpuss and Sprite
Soda: Pepsi
Cookie: Chocolate Chip, preferably chewy. I hate nuts.
Store: Sanctuary, The goth clothing and curio store off-Whyte Ave. in Edmonton
Shoe Brand: TUK i guess :/
Month: July, Although thats probably going to change
Convention/Holiday/Festival: Halloween, cheap stockings and fishnet galore!
Flower: Those... ... White ones that they give dead people
Board game: STRIP PICTIONARY!!! ... or ZOMBIES!!!

This or That:

Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: love, I've accepted the poor lifestyle
Phone or in person: I'm awkward on the phone... but then again I'm also awkward in person
Looks or personality: Personality,
Coffee or tea: tea
Hot or cold: Hot.

Your:

Goal for this year: GET INTO COLLEGE (and its looking really good :3)
Most missed memory: When I was a kid, I didn't have any friends, people made fun of me, and I barely remember my dad even being there until I was about 7.
Best physical feature: I'm an ugly fuck. My best feature is my penis... and its nothing special
First thought waking up: I wish that guy in my band class was gay and liked me (I dream about sex with him... a lot)
Hypothetical personality disorder: Hypothetical? I'm Clinically Depressed, suffer from extreme paranoia, and I have an extremely addictive personality.
Preferred type of surgery: The Goriest one possible
Sesame street alter ego: .... I dunno... Big Birds invisible friend? didnt watch it that much
Fairytale alter ego: ummm.... .. ... ... I honestly dont know
Most stupid remark: "I'm playing without my bow because I'm lazy... and writing on the blackboard sir.
Worst crime: Graffiti, Drugs, Under aged Drinking, Software Pirating, I'm a bad person
Greatest ambition: get out of here, find someone who loves me for who i am, find out what sex is like, become a comicbook artist, and play punk-rock and goth music on my spare time
Greatest fear: being alone forever (I sometimes think I'm meant to be), be forced into a job I hate, Get any STD
Darkest secret: I was kinda molested by my best friend when I was 8, I tried to kill myself with a homemade explosive when I was ten, I considered bringing a gun to school when i was 14 (that last one I've never told anyone)
Favorite subject: Comic Books, Horror Movies
Worst habit: I put on a fake personality every day. Not many people know the Sylas you guys know

Do You:

Smoke: no, I want amazing lung capacity, although I find it sexy
Drink: a little
Curse: a lot
Shower daily: Usually
Like thunderstorms: They're nice as long as they dont knock down my trees like the last time
Dance in the rain: I want to
Sing: I wish I could... Thinking of trying even though everyone says I have a horrible voice
Play an instrument: Guitar, Bass, Double Bass, A little keyboards, Drums, I'm good with most music tech, turntables, was learning the didgeridoo, and I'm thinking of taking up the violin

Get along with your parents: I'm afraid of them, but I love them
Wish on stars: no, I just stare at Orion
Believe in fate: Not really
Believe in love at first sight: I wish

Can You:
Drive: Yeah
Sew: Yeah
Cook: Nope
Speak another language: not really, but I want to learn Spanish, Russian, and French
Dance: lol not really
Sing: not really, I wish I could
Touch your nose with your tongue: yes, it scares people
Whistle: yup
Curl your tongue: yeah

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: A little
Been Stoned/High: A lot
Eaten Sushi: Yeah, but I dont like seafood
Been in Love: No. What's it like?
Skipped school: Lots
Made prank calls: Once
Sent someone a love letter: No, I've always known it would be rejected.
Stolen something: Yup
Cried yourself to sleep: A lot when I was a kid, then for 5 years after my suicide attempt I didnt cry at all. And now I cry myself to sleep again.

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? Vanity
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? Night
Name three things you can't live without: Internet, The awesome people on FA (<3s to you), and music
What is the color of your room? black
Do you have any siblings?a brother thats 15 years older than me, and a sister whos 10 years older
Do you have any pets? a doggie, i love her
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? ... maybe
What is you middle name? oh god... Bramwell Joseph (apparantly Bramwell is another way of saying William)
What are you nicknames? see above

Are you for or against gay marriage? Totally FOR
What are your thoughts on abortion? Let women do what the fuck they want
Do you have a crush on anyone? Lots of people... But I doubt any of them will be returned

Are you afraid of the dark? No, I love it
How do you want to die? saving someone who has potential to be great
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 6
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? as with Bob, I need somebody to love first
What is the last law you’ve broken? ... Can't remember...