I don't normally do these, but this one just makes me giggle. Taken from Kahvie's journal.

[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] I've caught myself drooling.

[x] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh. (I giggled just reading this one...)

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out (all the time).

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (I've also been 'car skeing' which is holding onto the bumper while it pulls you down a snowy road)

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (Uhh.. work.)

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

[x] I've done sum thing really stupid while I was drunk.

[x]I've ran around naked when I was drunk. (I do this one more often when sober though)

[ ]I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk.

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.

[x] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at. (I tend to agree.)

[ ] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before. (Onto scissors once. That sucked.)

[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (Or in the bathroom, or in my car...)

Multiply your score by four.

80% stupid! Wow! Course.. If you happen to mark all of these, you'd be well over 100% stupid... I feel smarter for just realizing that!