I've discovered a horrible flaw in the universe. There's not enough hyena porn.

I REPEAT.

NOT.

ENOUGH.

HYENA.

PORNS!!

Tomorrow I shall set a date. And starting on that date, anyone who hasn't contributed some form of pornographic material with one or more hyenas in it will have to be punished.

Yes, that includes me. But I pick the punishment. It might be cookies. COOKIES OF DOOM.

That is all. *drops*

Zzzz...