If you can say that you've got 40 or more items on this list, you're considered spoiled. Number them sequentially.

Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an iPod (do other mp3 players count)
(4) a photo printer
(5) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(6) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
(7) a surround sound system in bedroom
(8) DVD player in bedroom
(9) at least a hundred DVDs
(10) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(11) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker -- assuming they mean some sort of automated device
(12) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
(13) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat -- I wish!
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
(14) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(15) wealthy family members
(16) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(17) good credit
(18) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(19) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(20) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
(21) a stock portfolio
(22) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(23) private medical insurance
(24) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
(25) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
(26) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(27) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(28) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
(29) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
(30) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
(31) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
(32) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
(33) been on a cruise
(34) traveled out of the country
(35) met a celebrity
(36) been to the Caribbean
(37) been to Europe
(38) been to Hawaii
(39) been to New York
(40) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(41) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(42) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(43) dined with local political figures
(44) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(45) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(46) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you


YES... I AM SPOILED... SO WHAT!!!