So, I drove a few soldiers to chow today. One picked up a cock ring and asked what it was. I yelled, "Don't touch that!" He dropped it and freaked out slightly. I was laughing for about 15 minutes. I laughed so hard that I thought I was going to throw up.

He told me not to tell him what it was until he washed his hands. On the way to the battery, he wiped his hands all over windows and door handles of the other batteries. I was still laughing by the time he was done washing his hands. That is when I told him what it was, and then he rubbed his hand on the face of an oblivious soldier that just walked in. xÐ

Good times. :Þ