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19 years ago
So, i saw this...and had to put one up for me! Yay Fads!
[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[X] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[X] I have accidently caught something on fire. (my poor poor hand)
[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[X] sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[X] I've caught myself drooling.
[X] I've accidently caused an explosion.(Sodium was so much fun!)
[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow (But it'll turn you into a girl!).
[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math (Only way i know my 9 times table)
[X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (And got quite the road rash doing it!)
[X] I ate a bug for $5 or less. (It was covered in chocolate too!)
[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important (Am at work at the moment..:P)
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[X] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk. (Head + wall socket = Broken wall socket!)
[ ]I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ]I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk.
[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[X] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[ ] I move my head to the side when I'm confused. ( I used to...but sorta stopped)
[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (There are vampire bunnies in my ceiling!)
Times your result by four.
17X4=68%
.......ok...so i'm stupid...well.....not totaly stupid at least!
[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[X] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[X] I have accidently caught something on fire. (my poor poor hand)
[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[X] sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[X] I've caught myself drooling.
[X] I've accidently caused an explosion.(Sodium was so much fun!)
[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow (But it'll turn you into a girl!).
[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math (Only way i know my 9 times table)
[X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (And got quite the road rash doing it!)
[X] I ate a bug for $5 or less. (It was covered in chocolate too!)
[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important (Am at work at the moment..:P)
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[X] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk. (Head + wall socket = Broken wall socket!)
[ ]I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ]I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk.
[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[X] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[ ] I move my head to the side when I'm confused. ( I used to...but sorta stopped)
[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (There are vampire bunnies in my ceiling!)
Times your result by four.
17X4=68%
.......ok...so i'm stupid...well.....not totaly stupid at least!
