Congrats! Here have a Toxic Sunset or whatever you call it.

*drinks heartily* You... you know whatsch? I'fe got you to be a good fren to, you know? (hic)
Anyway, thanks!

*Shakes head* You're welcome, but one puts you down, hehe. Didn't think I was going to have to carry you home, but not the first time I have had to take a drunk friend home. Come on silly. No, no, put that down you don't need another.

*holds glass aloft, out of reach* No! Itsch mine, you... you... you fiend! *bartender takes glass* Awww...

*Grins* Are you coming or am I going to have to drag you out of here?

*smiles widely and hops into your arms* c'mon, bud. I'm drunk drink to walk.

Ooof! Easy there now, hold on. *Gets a better hold* Okay now I got you. I don't believe I will give you one of those again anytime soon. *Begins the, I hope not long, walk home*

Thanks!

I meant the drink, stop looking at me like that, please. Oh what's the use you are outside your mind right now, sir. *Takes a deep breath* How much further? Oh why am I asking you, like you would know right now.

I am completely in control of everything but my legs, good sir.

Hehe are you now? So I am carrying you for no reason? Hey I am a nice guy, but this is just taking advantage of my kindness sir. *Is still carrying you by the way*

*rolls out of arms to be nice* *gets up and brushes off blazer* thank you, my good man, I think I am sober enough to walk home now. I bid you good journeys.

Woah hold on there! That's not how this works my friend. I'm with you till we make it to your door, sir. I am not going to leave you out on the street. No way.

*sees that we are, indeed, in the street* who walks someone home in the middle of a thoroughfare? I say! off to my place for some games? Your choice.

Games huh? Sounds fun, my friend! What kind of games?

Any sort.

Any sort? Don't tempt me with such phrases sir. That drink really cuts you loose doesn't it? I don't want to play those kinds of games, at least not yet. Let's see here, now I will play these kinds of games. What do you have in this here collection? Oh, I wouldn't be opposed to snuggling while we play, I like snuggles.

Then we can snuggle while playing monopoly. Or twister

Twister can lead to all sorts of awkward positions, hehe.

that seems to be the point i have made, yes?

Yes. I'm down if you are.

yes. and yes again to prove it.

Twister it is then, my good man. Let's do it.