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Well folks, his first journal is a MEME
17 years ago
Basics:
Name: Kenji Horike
Nickname: Coffee
Fursona: Siamese Cat
Date of Birth: mine? December 23rd 1989
Birthplace: Issaquah, Washington
Current Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Eye Color: Brown, want to get green contacts though.
Hair Color: Currently black, but I prefer it bleached.
Height: 5'4"
Heritage: Japanese
Piercings: I want to get an ear piercing. The "gay" ear.
Tattoos: I want to get a tattoo of horton the elephant on my hip.
Favourite:
Animal: Big cats in zoos.
Band/Singer: Magnetic Fields
Song: Arched Maid Via RDJ
Movie: Fritz the Cat
Disney Movie: Robin Hood
Disney Show: Anything from the old-skool Disney afternoon.
Disney Character: Thomas O'Malley
TV show: Mythbusters
Color: light blue
Food: Birthday cake
Pizza topping: Garlic, feta, sundried tomatoes and pesto.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Mint chocolate chip
Pocky Flavor: I'd say strawberry, but pocky is overpriced weeaboo bullshit.
Drink (alcoholic): Miller High Life: It's the champagne of beers!
Soda: Tab
Cookie: Chocolate Chip
Store: Guitar Center
Clothing Brand: Stolen brand.
Shoe Brand: Adbuster's Black Spot Sneakers
Season: Autumn
Month: December.
Convention/Holiday/Festival: Birthdays
Flower: Irises
Board game: Taboo.
This or That:
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Money
Phone or in person: In person.
Looks or personality: In theory, personality. In practice, looks.
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Go to college.
Best physical feature: Not to brag, but my dick.
First thought waking up: What a beautiful fucking day!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD
Preferred type of surgery: Tail transplant surgery.
Sesame street alter ego: Elmo
Fairytale alter ego: Alan-a-Dale
Most stupid remark: : "I'M A FURFAG AND IM PROUD"
Worst crime: Smoking pot.
Greatest ambition: Moving to California, have lotsa sex.
Greatest fear: Heights, I guess.
Darkest secret: I had actual IRL incest.
Favorite subject: Music.
Strangest received gift: Condom from my ex-girlfriend.
Worst habit: Being /too/ awesome. I think people get jealous.
Do You:
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Curse: Fuck yes
Shower daily: When it's convenient
Like thunderstorms: Love them.
Dance in the rain: Naked
Sing: All the time.
Play an instrument: Several
Get along with your parents: Sometimes
Wish on stars: Yes
Believe in fate: Don't care
Believe in love at first sight: Not yet, anyway.
Can You:
Drive: Almost
Sew: Nope
Cook: Like a motherfucker
Speak another language: Learning Spanish
Dance: I pop and I lock and I do not stop
Sing: Very well
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: Yep
Curl your tongue: yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes
Been Stoned/High: Yes
Eaten Sushi: Yes
Been in Love: Twice, it sucked.
Skipped school: Yes.
Made prank calls: Several times.
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: Regularly
Cried yourself to sleep: Yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?: Silence, and shyness.
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? When I'm tired
Name three things you can't live without: Cock, pussy, ass
What is the color of your room?: Concrete
Do you have any siblings?: 1 younger brother
Do you have any pets?: 3 retarded dogs
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: I don't really dig on the hate vibe.
What is you middle name?: Kenji
What are you nicknames?: Kenji
Are you for or against gay marriage?: Marriage is gay.
What are your thoughts on abortion? It's a filibuster used to distract the American public from the real issues in society.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Nope.
Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes.
How do you want to die? I want to die like a rebel.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Like, four.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Maybe. It depends.
Are there any rules you've broken?: Are there any rules I haven't?
Name: Kenji Horike
Nickname: Coffee
Fursona: Siamese Cat
Date of Birth: mine? December 23rd 1989
Birthplace: Issaquah, Washington
Current Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Eye Color: Brown, want to get green contacts though.
Hair Color: Currently black, but I prefer it bleached.
Height: 5'4"
Heritage: Japanese
Piercings: I want to get an ear piercing. The "gay" ear.
Tattoos: I want to get a tattoo of horton the elephant on my hip.
Favourite:
Animal: Big cats in zoos.
Band/Singer: Magnetic Fields
Song: Arched Maid Via RDJ
Movie: Fritz the Cat
Disney Movie: Robin Hood
Disney Show: Anything from the old-skool Disney afternoon.
Disney Character: Thomas O'Malley
TV show: Mythbusters
Color: light blue
Food: Birthday cake
Pizza topping: Garlic, feta, sundried tomatoes and pesto.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Mint chocolate chip
Pocky Flavor: I'd say strawberry, but pocky is overpriced weeaboo bullshit.
Drink (alcoholic): Miller High Life: It's the champagne of beers!
Soda: Tab
Cookie: Chocolate Chip
Store: Guitar Center
Clothing Brand: Stolen brand.
Shoe Brand: Adbuster's Black Spot Sneakers
Season: Autumn
Month: December.
Convention/Holiday/Festival: Birthdays
Flower: Irises
Board game: Taboo.
This or That:
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Money
Phone or in person: In person.
Looks or personality: In theory, personality. In practice, looks.
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Go to college.
Best physical feature: Not to brag, but my dick.
First thought waking up: What a beautiful fucking day!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD
Preferred type of surgery: Tail transplant surgery.
Sesame street alter ego: Elmo
Fairytale alter ego: Alan-a-Dale
Most stupid remark: : "I'M A FURFAG AND IM PROUD"
Worst crime: Smoking pot.
Greatest ambition: Moving to California, have lotsa sex.
Greatest fear: Heights, I guess.
Darkest secret: I had actual IRL incest.
Favorite subject: Music.
Strangest received gift: Condom from my ex-girlfriend.
Worst habit: Being /too/ awesome. I think people get jealous.
Do You:
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Curse: Fuck yes
Shower daily: When it's convenient
Like thunderstorms: Love them.
Dance in the rain: Naked
Sing: All the time.
Play an instrument: Several
Get along with your parents: Sometimes
Wish on stars: Yes
Believe in fate: Don't care
Believe in love at first sight: Not yet, anyway.
Can You:
Drive: Almost
Sew: Nope
Cook: Like a motherfucker
Speak another language: Learning Spanish
Dance: I pop and I lock and I do not stop
Sing: Very well
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: Yep
Curl your tongue: yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes
Been Stoned/High: Yes
Eaten Sushi: Yes
Been in Love: Twice, it sucked.
Skipped school: Yes.
Made prank calls: Several times.
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: Regularly
Cried yourself to sleep: Yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?: Silence, and shyness.
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? When I'm tired
Name three things you can't live without: Cock, pussy, ass
What is the color of your room?: Concrete
Do you have any siblings?: 1 younger brother
Do you have any pets?: 3 retarded dogs
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: I don't really dig on the hate vibe.
What is you middle name?: Kenji
What are you nicknames?: Kenji
Are you for or against gay marriage?: Marriage is gay.
What are your thoughts on abortion? It's a filibuster used to distract the American public from the real issues in society.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Nope.
Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes.
How do you want to die? I want to die like a rebel.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Like, four.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Maybe. It depends.
Are there any rules you've broken?: Are there any rules I haven't?
I thought he wasn't TECHNICALLY your uncle.
Best physical feature: Not to brag, but my dick.
O rly?
Sure. Just like everybody else...
Strangest received gift: Condom from my ex-girlfriend.
Ouch...