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An unexpected, slightly awkward Twitter reply
14 years ago
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ittmi: Getting into bed with a new plushy tonight. Love Valentine's Day clearance.
WalmartSpecials: ittmi A new plushie and on sale - jackpot!
Walmart Specials is a verified account, and I guess they search & auto-reply to tweets with "sale" and "clearance" even if there's no indication that I didn't get it from Wal-Mart(their clearance discounts are lousy) in hopes that it'll work as advertising. Little do they know that I'm a plushophile and "getting into bed with" my plushie can lead to non family-friendly things. It feels like they're patting me on the back for buying a sex toy at their competitor.
Of course they'd just see it as a person of undetermined age and gender being happy about a new teddy bear.
This makes 2 plushies that are the size of my fursona(3ft). Sweet.
WalmartSpecials: ittmi A new plushie and on sale - jackpot!
Walmart Specials is a verified account, and I guess they search & auto-reply to tweets with "sale" and "clearance" even if there's no indication that I didn't get it from Wal-Mart(their clearance discounts are lousy) in hopes that it'll work as advertising. Little do they know that I'm a plushophile and "getting into bed with" my plushie can lead to non family-friendly things. It feels like they're patting me on the back for buying a sex toy at their competitor.
Of course they'd just see it as a person of undetermined age and gender being happy about a new teddy bear.
This makes 2 plushies that are the size of my fursona(3ft). Sweet.
Goodname Panda
~isthisagoodname
I found that pretty funny. XD
WetCoyote
~wetcoyote
Advertising invades twitter *sadface*
Pakrat
~pakrat
Nothing like snuggling to sleep with a nice plushie friend... :o)
