Superman is a DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14 years ago
General
“Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice. ” -Unknown-
Ok, Kalixta and I just realized something when watching the first Superman movie tonight. You can see it for yourself, just pop it in. The scene is aproximatly 01:17:25 in. Ok, Superman is supposed to have hearing that will hear like miles off right?! He helps this little girl get her cat out of a tree. She runs in to tell her mommy while superman flys off. "Mommy" says, and I quote, "Haven't i told you not to tell lies!" *SMACK* Ok so I know that I am over analyzing things but seriously. Superman is a, just read the title! That MOFO didn't go back and say, "Ma'am, please don't hit your child, don't scold her, see I did save her kitty. He didn't come back and fly by the window, all he did was let this poor little girl get a beatdown! Mommy went all rick james on her. You know he heard that slap, I know he heard that slap and all that poor little child could have been accused of was having a vibrant imagination. It's bad enough that this movie has child pornography in it, hence the baby penis in the begining.. (Pedo-Bear be aware) but apparently this movie premotes child abuse!!
Just a joke rant people, seriously ^.~
Just a joke rant people, seriously ^.~
Gouretoratto
~gouretoratto
You realize all the things he could do from the air, right? Burning bag of poo on your car while you're on the road. Actually, I take that back. That sounds like something batman would do.
blackmagickfox
~blackmagickfox
OP
lol Thats awesome!
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