Conversation between me and my friend today.

Friend: Are you wearing a dog collar?
Me: Possibly
Friend: ...why?
Me: Think of it as a necklace.
Friend: It's not a necklace though...it's a collar.
Me: Think about it. Some people have a necklace with a cross on it to say they have faith. Some people have those half heart things to say I have a best friend I'll never forget. Well my necklace says hello world, I love animals.
Friend: *pauses* ...dude...high five *high fives*

That's how awesome I am x3 lol