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Album or not? (Parody of Single or Not Meme)
13 years ago
So, I've seen lots of these "Single or Not" memes floating around. However, they clearly are not exhaustive! I mean, it's just a single! Since I always pledge to make my journals better than the competition, I will, today, be bringing you the entire album! You should all know the drill by now! Post the symbol that applies to our relationship!
@.@ - I am consistently surprised and happen to wear glasses.
^^; - I am happy but sweat excessively, so I refrain from hugging you out of an abundance of respect for your personal hygiene.
-_- - I'm probably asleep right now. When I get up, we might be friends. We might not. Until I wake up, I am simultaneously your friend and your enemy. This is Schrodinger's Relationship.
>.< - I am particularly annoyed by your lack of posting stories lately.
$.$ - I have sensed an opportunity to monetize our relationship.
%.% - Breastfeeding?
______|
=/ :D | I really want to see you in a guilliotine.
______|
!.! - My strange, strange eyebrows prevent anybody from liking me, so I live in my parents' basement and use a pic of a guy I found on Manhunt if anybody demands to see what I look like.
u.u - AHHHH! WHERE DID MY EYELIDS GO!!!!!
O.O - I like you, but please put on some pants.
ᵔᴥᵔ - I find you un-bear-able!
^.^ - I like you. Please don't put on any pants.
p.P - I am an incredulous panda.
:D - I like you and would enjoy hearing your opinion on my teeth.
(>")> - Neither I, nor Kirby can ignore just how awesome you are.
====(:D) - I really want to see you in a noose.
y.y - Eeew. There's too much sleep in my eye for me to get a good look at you right now.
R.R - AAAH!! WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FILL THIS OUT??!
vvvvvv
( ^.^ ) - I'd really like to eat you soon.
^^^^^
^.- - You know what I think of you. Now get back to sucking my cock.
#.# - Where the heck did you get that hand grenade?
_
| | - You need to wear more top hats.
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_______
( <==3 ) - Your penis looks delicious and should be served on a plate.
________
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▲.▲ - I thoroughly respect the fact that you beat Zelda: The Ocarina of Time recently. I also agree with you that Link is one of the hottest video game characters ever.
______
|.......|
|.^.^.| - Your head would look good mounted on my wall.
.\...../
..\.../
...\./
v.v - Another board game?
^o^ - Another board game?
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ - No more board games.
٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ - I thoroughly enjoy hearing you play the maracas.
(▰˘◡˘▰) - I sympathize with your constant battle with eczema.
┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘ - You are a crazy person. Where did you even get this character set?
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ - Alright, this is just getting ridiculous.
Repost if you want to see what others think! (Feel free to take out some of the ones that are not applicable to you or add others!)
@.@ - I am consistently surprised and happen to wear glasses.
^^; - I am happy but sweat excessively, so I refrain from hugging you out of an abundance of respect for your personal hygiene.
-_- - I'm probably asleep right now. When I get up, we might be friends. We might not. Until I wake up, I am simultaneously your friend and your enemy. This is Schrodinger's Relationship.
>.< - I am particularly annoyed by your lack of posting stories lately.
$.$ - I have sensed an opportunity to monetize our relationship.
%.% - Breastfeeding?
______|
=/ :D | I really want to see you in a guilliotine.
______|
!.! - My strange, strange eyebrows prevent anybody from liking me, so I live in my parents' basement and use a pic of a guy I found on Manhunt if anybody demands to see what I look like.
u.u - AHHHH! WHERE DID MY EYELIDS GO!!!!!
O.O - I like you, but please put on some pants.
ᵔᴥᵔ - I find you un-bear-able!
^.^ - I like you. Please don't put on any pants.
p.P - I am an incredulous panda.
:D - I like you and would enjoy hearing your opinion on my teeth.
(>")> - Neither I, nor Kirby can ignore just how awesome you are.
====(:D) - I really want to see you in a noose.
y.y - Eeew. There's too much sleep in my eye for me to get a good look at you right now.
R.R - AAAH!! WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FILL THIS OUT??!
vvvvvv
( ^.^ ) - I'd really like to eat you soon.
^^^^^
^.- - You know what I think of you. Now get back to sucking my cock.
#.# - Where the heck did you get that hand grenade?
_
| | - You need to wear more top hats.
____
_______
( <==3 ) - Your penis looks delicious and should be served on a plate.
________
.▲
▲.▲ - I thoroughly respect the fact that you beat Zelda: The Ocarina of Time recently. I also agree with you that Link is one of the hottest video game characters ever.
______
|.......|
|.^.^.| - Your head would look good mounted on my wall.
.\...../
..\.../
...\./
v.v - Another board game?
^o^ - Another board game?
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ - No more board games.
٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ - I thoroughly enjoy hearing you play the maracas.
(▰˘◡˘▰) - I sympathize with your constant battle with eczema.
┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘ - You are a crazy person. Where did you even get this character set?
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ - Alright, this is just getting ridiculous.
Repost if you want to see what others think! (Feel free to take out some of the ones that are not applicable to you or add others!)
>.<
o.o
(>")>
R.R
p.P
>.<
R.R
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
%.%
^.^
@.@ (Dude, totally wear glasses.)
(>")> (Kirby, destroyer of worlds.)
vvvvvv
( ^.^ ) (Sexy kitties should be .. tucked away. :3)
^^^^^
>.< (Tho, not so much this.)
$.$
O.O
:D
R.R
vvvvvv
( ^.^ )
^^^^^
v.v
:D-<=l= This one isn't on your list, it just means I really want to use a knife on your neck.
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▲.▲ AMENDMENT: Link is an amazing character, but I still think of him as a child so I'm going to redact the "hottest", as the link of my choice is a young fairy boy from the woods. Even in Ocarina of Time he's 17, barely legal in Texas :|.