Try taking some NZT-48.

Or just carry around one of those small (2.5"x5" or something) notebooks in your back pocket.

Some what? xD

I've said too much already.

should just call it Writers Derp if you have plenty of ideas

also... i know nothing of what i assume is gun talk >_>

have you tried poopin?

Dear sir, I read your helpful comment tonight and it struck me! I have not pooped in 2 years, this must be what is causing my writer's block!

Thanks to your amazing diagnosis, tonight, I ate 12 White Castles, 1 bag of licorice, and took 3 ex lax caplets (easy swallow version). I am writing this from my toilet, but sadly, I cannot write a story, as everytime I start a paragraph I have to set the laptop aside and clench the sides of the toilet-bowl as I have an amazing movement of feces.

Thank you though.

Congratulations on your newly discovered bodily function! May you have many years of enjoyment!

Hmm... Maybe you just need to talk about your ideas with someone else? ^^; .. That's what helps to get me into writing a story ^^;..

Welcome to my world. Been that way for several years. I do, however, find it easier to put words to paper when I get high (har har "A Million Little Fibers" joke here though I am being serious).

No that can actually help. I used to get helped a lot by a glass of red wine but it doesn't seem to be working anymore.