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Boy Confessions Meme Thing
13 years ago
Shtolen from SarcasticCoffeecup. AKA 
Fincoffeemug
1. Do you sleep naked?
Nyet. I love the cold, but prefer clothes. MY ROOM IS ANTARTICA.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Not unless it's below 0 degrees.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
*insert reference to adele song* With someone else.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Drama as in a subject, or a genre, or a thing that happens? No to the first and third.
5. Are you a manly man?
I don't care much for all that machismo, but occasionally I burst out with testosterone. Usually playing FIFA with friends.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Eh... A relative or family friend, methinks.
7. Small or large package?
What do I prefer, or...
*pokerface*
8. Are you short?
:c
5ft 6in.
I'M AVERAGE ATM OKAY!?
9. Do you like somebody?
*insert Whitney Houston song reference* Not ATM.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
No. Much worse. FURRY.
I actually can't remember my FB password, I just have one of those autocomplete things.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes. I like my goddamn cleanliness.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Not really. I tend to underthink my abilities, or so I'm told.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
I find Halloween pointless now, but when I'm in college, I'm going to fulfill my lifelong dream of dressing up as Pedobear on halloween.
14. Are you double jointed?
At some joints, yes, others no.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In my shower. Sitting down in my bathtub. It was because I'd just flown back from the US, so I was jetlagged as fuck.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
:L
Nyet.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Doubt it. Maybe Lizzie's spreading rumors that I'm gay.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Teachers...Eh... Yeah.
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
*shrugs*
[ ] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. (If you don't you are lying
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG ( No, but <3)
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[x] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[ ] Boys are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. (nipples, don't have em anymore though)
as far as this list above goes......i am just not gonna go there >.>
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Well I'm in my 'sleep' clothes, which comprises of a jersey and a huge pair of boxers. They're mostly blue and black.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Light, I guess? I'd go with a dark-haired, but I'm dark haired myself, and the contrast'd be nice. c:
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Eh, used to be. Not atm.
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Well, they can't be pretentious compensating arses.
I'd like a nice night out.
5. Do you have a best friend?
I'd say so/
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Eh, twice.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nyet. There's this mole on my chin which just pisses me off though, so that.
8. Do you like your life?
's hokaaaay.
9. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend Girlfriend from you?
Nein. Well, not really, no.
10. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yeah.
11. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Moar boys.
12. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Ehh, no actually.
13. What are your biggest fears?
Not finding someone? Failing my GCSEs and A levels, not getting into Uni, etc.
14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Kind of not really.
15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yeah.
16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No. I used to cheat at several videogames. Fuck that.
17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
*insert Black Eyed Peas reference* Yeah, ofc.
18. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Maybe as a war hero or a famous footballer or something. Okay not really.
19. Are you currently missing someone?
No.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster? Eh, Cowgirl. I'm ignoring the innuendo.
Preppy or Punk? No.
Face or Body? Faec.
Good cook or take you out a lot? Well, I'd like to get into cooking, so a bit of both. I guess good cook so she can show me the ropes.
Sweet or sexy? I no can has both? :c
Armani or Abercrombie? ... What kind of chick wears goddamn Armani?! OR ABERCROMBIE!?
Contacts or glasses? Don't mind.
^
I prefer males in relationships, so that last part didn't really count for anything c:
Fincoffeemug1. Do you sleep naked?
Nyet. I love the cold, but prefer clothes. MY ROOM IS ANTARTICA.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Not unless it's below 0 degrees.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
*insert reference to adele song* With someone else.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Drama as in a subject, or a genre, or a thing that happens? No to the first and third.
5. Are you a manly man?
I don't care much for all that machismo, but occasionally I burst out with testosterone. Usually playing FIFA with friends.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Eh... A relative or family friend, methinks.
7. Small or large package?
What do I prefer, or...
*pokerface*
8. Are you short?
:c
5ft 6in.
I'M AVERAGE ATM OKAY!?
9. Do you like somebody?
*insert Whitney Houston song reference* Not ATM.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
No. Much worse. FURRY.
I actually can't remember my FB password, I just have one of those autocomplete things.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes. I like my goddamn cleanliness.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Not really. I tend to underthink my abilities, or so I'm told.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
I find Halloween pointless now, but when I'm in college, I'm going to fulfill my lifelong dream of dressing up as Pedobear on halloween.
14. Are you double jointed?
At some joints, yes, others no.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In my shower. Sitting down in my bathtub. It was because I'd just flown back from the US, so I was jetlagged as fuck.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
:L
Nyet.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Doubt it. Maybe Lizzie's spreading rumors that I'm gay.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Teachers...Eh... Yeah.
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
*shrugs*
[ ] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. (If you don't you are lying
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG ( No, but <3)
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[x] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[ ] Boys are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. (nipples, don't have em anymore though)
as far as this list above goes......i am just not gonna go there >.>
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Well I'm in my 'sleep' clothes, which comprises of a jersey and a huge pair of boxers. They're mostly blue and black.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Light, I guess? I'd go with a dark-haired, but I'm dark haired myself, and the contrast'd be nice. c:
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Eh, used to be. Not atm.
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Well, they can't be pretentious compensating arses.
I'd like a nice night out.
5. Do you have a best friend?
I'd say so/
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Eh, twice.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nyet. There's this mole on my chin which just pisses me off though, so that.
8. Do you like your life?
's hokaaaay.
9. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend Girlfriend from you?
Nein. Well, not really, no.
10. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yeah.
11. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Moar boys.
12. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Ehh, no actually.
13. What are your biggest fears?
Not finding someone? Failing my GCSEs and A levels, not getting into Uni, etc.
14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Kind of not really.
15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yeah.
16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No. I used to cheat at several videogames. Fuck that.
17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
*insert Black Eyed Peas reference* Yeah, ofc.
18. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Maybe as a war hero or a famous footballer or something. Okay not really.
19. Are you currently missing someone?
No.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster? Eh, Cowgirl. I'm ignoring the innuendo.
Preppy or Punk? No.
Face or Body? Faec.
Good cook or take you out a lot? Well, I'd like to get into cooking, so a bit of both. I guess good cook so she can show me the ropes.
Sweet or sexy? I no can has both? :c
Armani or Abercrombie? ... What kind of chick wears goddamn Armani?! OR ABERCROMBIE!?
Contacts or glasses? Don't mind.
^
I prefer males in relationships, so that last part didn't really count for anything c:
