Man: "I saw a squirrel in the apple tree eating some apples today"


Woman:
“well I was looking out of the kitchen window while I was making myself a sandwich, and I saw something , then I looked closer and saw it was a squirrel he run up the tree and sat in the branches fluffing his tail, then he looked around and grabbed an apple and started to eat it, then he spat out the pips dropped the peel on the ground, then got another apple and and started to eat it, then he spat out the pips dropped the peel on the ground, then got another apple and and started to eat it, then he spat out the pips dropped the peel on the ground, then got another apple and etc etc etc"