so i wanted a sandwich so i went to the fridge
cuz that's were people normally store cheese/ham/turkey and other sammich making utensils (besides the bread of course)
so we had no cheese except for shredded cheese typically used for tacos or quesadillas
so my brain goes "oh hay dash, if that cheese taste good on quesadillas then it's gonna taste good on a sammich"
but then i go "but it's shredded and gross and cold"
my brain has a smart and says "heat that shit up bitch, microwave it's ass"
so i go "oh okay"
then my brain goes "hayhayhayhay wait. get turkey. turkey's goooood."
then i say "well herp derp you so smart brain" *grabs turkey and cheese*
*fixes sammich*
*microwaves it's ass*
*goes back to bedroom*
and then i realize "wait wtf? this is turkey and cheese, not ham and cheese, i wanted ham and cheese, tukery and cheese don't go together. wtf brain?!"
my brain goes "lol ah done did just trolled ur azz >:D"
so i go "eh w/e"
*takes a few bites*
HALLELUJAHHALLELUJAHHALLELUJAHHALLELUJAH
heaven is a turkey/cheese sammich
*goes to make more*