[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door. (walked? no. run? yes.)

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] I have accidently caught something on fire. (I'm checking this because I can't remember if it was an accident or not...)

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth. (The sad truth is that your nose does not have taste buds...)

[x] sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (Ever seen the movie "Arthur"?)

[x] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh. (Not fart, but buttmunch...)

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. (Does twice count as plenty of times?)

[ ] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out

[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (Yes, it's possible for me to lick your elbow)

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. (No, that's what I do >.>)

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math. (I can do Calculus fine, it's 8+7 that gets me...)

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (scooters count as vehicles. And yes, I did break my arm doing this)

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important (Shave the whales!)

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't. (Not anymore! I just stop reading before I get to the full threat)

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk. ("It may be the wine, Lars, but you're a pretty man...")

[ ]I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ]I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk. (No, but it never dawned on me before this point that golf carts have tires...)

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. (I am a terrible, terrible storyteller. But mostly because I forget what words to use when)

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (In my old room there was a mural on one wall. There were lots and lots of faces in the tree leaves, and this one cloud that looked like a perfect half-face... And another that looked like either a hamburger or a bikini...)