I have not only escaped the womb, but I have survived another year! VENERATE MEEEEEEEE!!!! >8U

So how will I be spending my Escape-From-The-Pussy Day anniversary?... Caressing my shotgun in the dark of my room, huddled in the corner, repeating "Cant sleep... Vag will eat me... Cant sleep.. .Vag will eat me!... " ;_;