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What color are your underwear/panties?
Blue

Do they have a design?
Nupe, just pretty, solid, electric blue

Girls, what color is your bra?
Black and gray

Is there a design?
Cammo :3

what color are your socks?
Bright, eye-searing pink.

Is there a design on them?
nuh-uh

Are you a virgin?
That ship sailed a while ago.

Happy that way?
Absolutely.

What is your favorite sex position?
I don't have a favorite. I love the variety.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bisexual, male preferential.

Do you look at hentai?
mhmm.

Real porn?
I really like James Deen gi;uhea;jlw/

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Read 'em and write 'em! Might have one up in a couple days.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Not usually. Just ain't my thing if i can't get involved.

Who was your first kiss with?
Gabe Ostroff.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed four girls, never gone farther than second base.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Consider? Probably, if I was single.....

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Slantyface, shrug, and leave.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
My eyebrow, lookin spiffy as it is :3

If so, where?
^

Do you have any tattoos?
One....maybe getting more over the next few years.

If so, where?
Left side of my ribcage.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
I had like.a two-day pregnancy scare that i told no one about once.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Me and Mary Jane got a nice little friendship going.

If so, which ones?
HURRHURRRDURRR

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Cheated on two of my boyfriends.

Ever been cheated on?
OH. HMM. LEMME THINK.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Every fuckin day, bro.

Do you own any sex toys?
No, sadly. Puppet has been angling at us getting a plug with a bunnytail on it, though.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
no.

Have you ever masturbated?
Love it.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
I love taking pretty pictures of myself :3

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
jus :3

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
no, i'm really leery of medical/chemical stuff.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
yus.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Dad, yeah. Mom.....has grown lenient over the last couple years. "ass" "shit" and "bitch" are the roughest things have gotten with her.

Do they care?
My dad taught me how to curse. Mom used to get reallllllyyyyyy pissy.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
No, this was kinda lame :/

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
yes? wat...?