What color are your underwear/panties?
Right now? Invisible.

Do they have a design?
Invisible stripes.

Girls, what color is your bra?
Charteuse

Is there a design?
Muffins

What color are your socks?
White

Is there a design on them?
Rarely, if ever

Are you a virgin?
*sigh* Yes.

Happy that way?
No. I need to get married, dammit.

What is your favorite sex position?
I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT, NOW WOULD I!!

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
"I'm complicated." - Dorian Gray

Do you look at hentai?
Meh. On occasion.

Real porn?
Only if it has something odd to draw me in, like furry stuff.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
I have. Not so much now, and don't really aim to.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
On occasion.

Who was your first kiss with?
*sigh* No one. Thanks for bringing that up.

Are they of the opposite sex?
GEE, I WONDER!

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
*headdesks*

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Maybe one, but I'd kinda like to marry her first.

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Leave. Stay away from any weapons. Find a place in public to be alone, away from them. Depending on the circumstances... probably file for divorce.

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you expecting a happy/kinky answer? F*** off!

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
I have no piercings and no desire to get any.

If so, where?
POINTLESS QUESTION IS POINTLESS!

Do you have any tattoos?
Meh. Only ones I've had are temporary. Not sure if I've had henna done.

If so, where?
...moving on...

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
THAT KINDA HAS A PREREQUISITE TO IT, DOESN'T IT.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
No.

If so, which ones?
YEAH, LET ME WAIVE MY FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS IN AN INTERNET MEME!!

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Not to my knowledge.

Ever been cheated on?
I think I'd remember that.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
No. And will not tolerate it.

Do you own any sex toys?
My emotional needs cannot be met by your silicone lube and fake genitals.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
No. I take any thoughts of that nature and drown them ruthlessly.

Have you ever masturbated?
Are there furries who haven't?

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
If I ever have, I probably deleted it. To my knowledge, no.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
I haven't been that intimate with anyone.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
I AM A SEAHORSE AND USE PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Written, yes. But I don't want a reputation for that. Knowing the fandom, it'd be hard to get attention for my real work.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Not if I can help it. I swear too much anyway.

Do they care?
Since they care about my character, I'd say yes.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Eh, a couple times in the meme, but not that much. Are you?

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
NO, I HAVE A GUN POINTED AT MY HEAD AND OH GOD DON'T I WA


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