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UNCOMFORTABLE MEME
14 years ago
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jacked this meme off of somebody else.
UNCOMFORTABLE
IM AN OPEN BOOK
NOTHING IS UNCOMFORTABLE
What color are your underwear/panties?
IM NOT WEARING ANY. MOST OF THEM ARE NEUTRAL COLORS
Do they have a design?
MY GRINCH BOXERS WITH THE EYES ON THE ASS.
Girls, what color is your bra?
NON APPLICABLE TO ME
Is there a design?
PENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
what color are your socks?
WHITE
WITH SEMEN
Is there a design on them?
JIZZ STAINS
Are you a virgin?
LAWL NO
Happy that way?
MY GIRLFRIEND HAS AN IUD
ANYTIME ANYWHERE AAWWWWW YEAH
What is your favorite sex position?
MODIFIED MISSIONARY WITH HER KNEES TO HER CHEST
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
IN REALITY, IM MOSTLY STRAIGHT. BUT I ALSO KINDA LIKE FEMININE MEN.
ON THE INTERNET IM LIKE CAPTAIN KIRK. WHITE, BLACK, GREEN, BLUE, FUR, SCALES
IF IT'S A BIPED THAT'S VAGUELY HUMAN I'LL FUCK IT.
Do you look at hentai?
EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT I DON'T SAVE ANY.
Real porn?
WHEN IM IN THE MOOD FOR IT. SOMETIMES ACTUAL PORN KINDA FEELS LESS REAL BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE FAKING/ACTING/DOING IT FOR MONEY OR ATTENTION.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
I USED TO WRITE THEM. STILL DO HERE AND THERE. BUT I DON'T TYPICALLY SEEK THEM OUT. BUT I'LL READ ONE IF IT JUST POPS UP.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
I HUNG OUT WITH YAOI FANGIRLS IN HIGHSCHOOL AND THERE WAS SOME EXPERIMENTATION. THESE DAYS NOT SO MUCH, BUT EVERY ONCE IN A BLUE MOON WHEN IM IN A GAY MOOD.
Who was your first kiss with?
I don't like to think about it. I was a sophmore in highschool, and I was too naive to realize she was a slut that was using me. The girl after that didn't fare much better. So we'll just go with my first actual LOVING kiss being with the girlfriend I had in senior year.
Are they of the opposite sex?
YES. ALTHOUGH SHE WAS ON THE FLAT SIDE, SO SHE GOT MISTAKEN FOR A LONG HAIRED GUY A LOT.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I HUNG OUT WITH YAOI FANGIRLS
THEY WENT FUCKING NUTS WHEN I KISSED OTHER GUYS
BUT THERE WAS THIS GUY I KNEW AT MY COLLEGE CAMPUS THAT I REALLY THINK I COULDN'T BE LEFT ALONE WITH OR WE'D MAKE OUT
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
IT'S KINDA FUNNY, I'VE ONLY DATED WITHIN MY CIRCLE OF FRIENDS SO THAT'S PRETTY POSSIBLE. OR USED TO BE SINCE SOME OF THOSE GIRLS ARE EITHER GONE OR BATSHIT CRAZY NOW.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
SHE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME, SO I NATURALLY ASSUME THAT GUY IS ATTACKING HER AND I FUCKING BEAT HIM TO DEATH. IF IT'S A GIRL THEN I'D PROMPTLY APOLOGIZE AND ASK TO TALK ABOUT IT LATER. OR JOIN IF THEY WANT ME.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
NOPE
If so, where?
MY BALLS
Do you have any tattoos?
NOPE
If so, where?
MY BAAAAAWWWWLLLLLLS
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
GIRLFRIEND AND I HAD A BROKEN CONDOM INCIDENT
EVERYTHING WAS FINE THE NEXT DAY BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX FOR A YEAR AFTER THAT
IT WAS SCARY
Ever done any illegal drugs?
NOPE
If so, which ones?
MY BIG DANGLING SWEATY BAAALSSS
Have you ever cheated on someone?
I'VE NEVER REALLY CHEATED, BUT I DID GET TIRED OF WAITING FOR A GIRL TO MAKE A COMMITMENT SO I MOVED ON AND ONLY AFTER I FOUND SOMEONE NEW DID SHE DECIDE TO. IT WAS TOO LATE. I WAS ALSO ACCUSED OF IT WHEN MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME (as part of a test to see if i'd put up a fight for her, which was fucking stupid) AND I WENT OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND A WEEK LATER.
Ever been cheated on?
YOU'VE BEEN SEEING THAT BASTARD ESTEBAN HAVEN'T YOU MIZU?
HOW CAN YOU LEAVE POOR HUSBANDO COLD AND ALONE
AND NO, I'VEN EVER BEEN CHEATED ON
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
MAN-WHORE BABY
AW YEAH
COME GET SOME
Do you own any sex toys?
A MASTURBATOR NAMED FRANZISKA AND A SMALL PERSONAL VIBRATOR. I USED TO HAVE A COCKRING UNTIL I REALIZED THAT IT DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO MUCH ON ITS OWN.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
NOT INTENTIONALLY.
IM PRETTY SURE EVERYONE HAS HAD AT LEAST ONE NIGHTMARE THAT INVOLVED IT THOUGH.
Have you ever masturbated?
...YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED THAT IN THE BEGINNING BECAUSE IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
YES I HAVE
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
AWWWW YEAAAH
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
IM STARTING TO THINK THIS IS A FEMALE DIRECTED MEME AND I DIDN'T READ ALL OF THIS CLEARLY. BUT THE GIRLFRIEND HAS AN IUD.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT
Do you swear in front of your parents?
ONLY A LITTLE.
Do they care?
THEY'D PROBABLY BE PRETTY MAD IF I WALKED AROUND SAYING BITCHSHITFUCKCOCKNIGGERDICKS IN FRONT OF THEM
Are you uncomfortable yet?
ONLY ON THE TOPIC OF THE FIRST KISS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME REMEMBER THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
BIG
DANGLING
SWEATY
FLOPPY
SWINGING HAIRY BAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLSSSS
UNCOMFORTABLE
IM AN OPEN BOOK
NOTHING IS UNCOMFORTABLE
What color are your underwear/panties?
IM NOT WEARING ANY. MOST OF THEM ARE NEUTRAL COLORS
Do they have a design?
MY GRINCH BOXERS WITH THE EYES ON THE ASS.
Girls, what color is your bra?
NON APPLICABLE TO ME
Is there a design?
PENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
what color are your socks?
WHITE
WITH SEMEN
Is there a design on them?
JIZZ STAINS
Are you a virgin?
LAWL NO
Happy that way?
MY GIRLFRIEND HAS AN IUD
ANYTIME ANYWHERE AAWWWWW YEAH
What is your favorite sex position?
MODIFIED MISSIONARY WITH HER KNEES TO HER CHEST
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
IN REALITY, IM MOSTLY STRAIGHT. BUT I ALSO KINDA LIKE FEMININE MEN.
ON THE INTERNET IM LIKE CAPTAIN KIRK. WHITE, BLACK, GREEN, BLUE, FUR, SCALES
IF IT'S A BIPED THAT'S VAGUELY HUMAN I'LL FUCK IT.
Do you look at hentai?
EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT I DON'T SAVE ANY.
Real porn?
WHEN IM IN THE MOOD FOR IT. SOMETIMES ACTUAL PORN KINDA FEELS LESS REAL BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE FAKING/ACTING/DOING IT FOR MONEY OR ATTENTION.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
I USED TO WRITE THEM. STILL DO HERE AND THERE. BUT I DON'T TYPICALLY SEEK THEM OUT. BUT I'LL READ ONE IF IT JUST POPS UP.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
I HUNG OUT WITH YAOI FANGIRLS IN HIGHSCHOOL AND THERE WAS SOME EXPERIMENTATION. THESE DAYS NOT SO MUCH, BUT EVERY ONCE IN A BLUE MOON WHEN IM IN A GAY MOOD.
Who was your first kiss with?
I don't like to think about it. I was a sophmore in highschool, and I was too naive to realize she was a slut that was using me. The girl after that didn't fare much better. So we'll just go with my first actual LOVING kiss being with the girlfriend I had in senior year.
Are they of the opposite sex?
YES. ALTHOUGH SHE WAS ON THE FLAT SIDE, SO SHE GOT MISTAKEN FOR A LONG HAIRED GUY A LOT.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I HUNG OUT WITH YAOI FANGIRLS
THEY WENT FUCKING NUTS WHEN I KISSED OTHER GUYS
BUT THERE WAS THIS GUY I KNEW AT MY COLLEGE CAMPUS THAT I REALLY THINK I COULDN'T BE LEFT ALONE WITH OR WE'D MAKE OUT
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
IT'S KINDA FUNNY, I'VE ONLY DATED WITHIN MY CIRCLE OF FRIENDS SO THAT'S PRETTY POSSIBLE. OR USED TO BE SINCE SOME OF THOSE GIRLS ARE EITHER GONE OR BATSHIT CRAZY NOW.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
SHE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME, SO I NATURALLY ASSUME THAT GUY IS ATTACKING HER AND I FUCKING BEAT HIM TO DEATH. IF IT'S A GIRL THEN I'D PROMPTLY APOLOGIZE AND ASK TO TALK ABOUT IT LATER. OR JOIN IF THEY WANT ME.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
NOPE
If so, where?
MY BALLS
Do you have any tattoos?
NOPE
If so, where?
MY BAAAAAWWWWLLLLLLS
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
GIRLFRIEND AND I HAD A BROKEN CONDOM INCIDENT
EVERYTHING WAS FINE THE NEXT DAY BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX FOR A YEAR AFTER THAT
IT WAS SCARY
Ever done any illegal drugs?
NOPE
If so, which ones?
MY BIG DANGLING SWEATY BAAALSSS
Have you ever cheated on someone?
I'VE NEVER REALLY CHEATED, BUT I DID GET TIRED OF WAITING FOR A GIRL TO MAKE A COMMITMENT SO I MOVED ON AND ONLY AFTER I FOUND SOMEONE NEW DID SHE DECIDE TO. IT WAS TOO LATE. I WAS ALSO ACCUSED OF IT WHEN MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME (as part of a test to see if i'd put up a fight for her, which was fucking stupid) AND I WENT OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND A WEEK LATER.
Ever been cheated on?
YOU'VE BEEN SEEING THAT BASTARD ESTEBAN HAVEN'T YOU MIZU?
HOW CAN YOU LEAVE POOR HUSBANDO COLD AND ALONE
AND NO, I'VEN EVER BEEN CHEATED ON
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
MAN-WHORE BABY
AW YEAH
COME GET SOME
Do you own any sex toys?
A MASTURBATOR NAMED FRANZISKA AND A SMALL PERSONAL VIBRATOR. I USED TO HAVE A COCKRING UNTIL I REALIZED THAT IT DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO MUCH ON ITS OWN.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
NOT INTENTIONALLY.
IM PRETTY SURE EVERYONE HAS HAD AT LEAST ONE NIGHTMARE THAT INVOLVED IT THOUGH.
Have you ever masturbated?
...YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED THAT IN THE BEGINNING BECAUSE IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
YES I HAVE
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
AWWWW YEAAAH
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
IM STARTING TO THINK THIS IS A FEMALE DIRECTED MEME AND I DIDN'T READ ALL OF THIS CLEARLY. BUT THE GIRLFRIEND HAS AN IUD.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT
Do you swear in front of your parents?
ONLY A LITTLE.
Do they care?
THEY'D PROBABLY BE PRETTY MAD IF I WALKED AROUND SAYING BITCHSHITFUCKCOCKNIGGERDICKS IN FRONT OF THEM
Are you uncomfortable yet?
ONLY ON THE TOPIC OF THE FIRST KISS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME REMEMBER THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
BIG
DANGLING
SWEATY
FLOPPY
SWINGING HAIRY BAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLSSSS
Ickeh
~ickeh
BAAAAAAAAAAAAALLSS
