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14 years ago
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Where are you staying?
I am staying at a whorehouse 2 blocks from the con with whores. I'd rather be a couch than a cracked diamond.
What day are you getting there?
Getting there thursday night at an UNGODLY UNCHRISTIAN hour and leaving monday at a heavenly wombat hour.
Who will you be with?
jym 
coopertom 
kitsunefoxman + others!
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Usually i like to just hide behind plants. There are plants there, you know.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
There are some wood panels I'll probably check out on the walls. Panels are full of ghosts and greek wombat spirits.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Yes, I'm going to check out the local theaters and the local theatres and see if any rousing theatrical performances are taking place. I will also be checking out the local theaters for rousing ballroom renditions of James Dean's sock chorus and Albert Fish's Broadway musical about fishbats.
Will you be suiting?
I will not be wearing any clothing whatsoever throughout the duration of the duration. But don't worry, I'll have a tongue disposal unit.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
I will be bringing my stinkiest suit for the stinkiest part of the day. If your nose is entry level, don't panic just buy a pound of duck fire.
Do you do free art?
Yes, but you have to let me take a picture of your stomach. That way i can create a quilt made with inspirational quotes.
Do you do trades?
I'll be trading stomach pictures, I'll have a stack of stomach picture trading cards. They aren't magic cards, but they are cards and they are magic.
Do you do badges?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6615042/
Do you do commissions?
I am a commission of free spirit enterprises. I am a monument of Rock and Roll and teen angst, a veteran of disaster pudding and elevated hair cheese.
What is your gender?
Squirrel
How tall are you?
Wolf
Can I talk to you?
I prefer we didn't. Words will just get in the way of our true feelings. Instead, let's live in the moment and spray our eye juices towards each other.
Can I touch you?
Perhaps.......IF YOU THINK I'M REAL ENOUGH.
How can I find you?
You'll find me in suit because I'm the bluest jerkiest thing with a red nose. Or feed me your cell number and we'll talk.
Can I visit your room?
Well, I GUESS, but i'll be in a hotel in Georgia.
Can I buy you drinks?
Yes, I'm much more drunk when I'm drunk, you'll really like me.
Can I give you stuff?
No i have too much stuff already.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I have plans, and you better have plans also. Don't get left in the dark with no rake to fix the leaves. Don't be pushing the skunk button before the bus comes to a complete stop, you'll miss the stink tunnels ahead.
Are you nice?
Please refer to page 13.3 of the Scurrow Enterprises manual: Parts and Labor: A guide to opening and closing conversations: Demeanors and Dispositions.
How long are you going?
7 inches.
Do you have an artist table?
Do you really expect me to bring a table 800 miles? I'm not driving a damn table to Georgia.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Of course not. Why would I have of course not.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Open your mind and relax. Do you feel like a wombat sitting near a warm fire? Let the beach sounds permeate your fluff. Don't panic, the connection is already made.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Behind the plant in the lobby.
What/where will you be eating?
I'll be eating the plants in the lobby.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I don't do fast food except for Subway, so you better be prepared to really eat some shit.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
What is a sketchbook? I'm not a dragon but I'll fire you up.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
YES, i encourage you to flop around like a fish with a face full of ink blots.
Can I take your picture?
I'm nothing but a photo to you, and so I'll remain in the spirits and minds of the chosen engineers who stormed the great iron seas.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Go swimming in the hotel pool.
I am staying at a whorehouse 2 blocks from the con with whores. I'd rather be a couch than a cracked diamond.
What day are you getting there?
Getting there thursday night at an UNGODLY UNCHRISTIAN hour and leaving monday at a heavenly wombat hour.
Who will you be with?
jym 
coopertom 
kitsunefoxman + others! Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Usually i like to just hide behind plants. There are plants there, you know.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
There are some wood panels I'll probably check out on the walls. Panels are full of ghosts and greek wombat spirits.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Yes, I'm going to check out the local theaters and the local theatres and see if any rousing theatrical performances are taking place. I will also be checking out the local theaters for rousing ballroom renditions of James Dean's sock chorus and Albert Fish's Broadway musical about fishbats.
Will you be suiting?
I will not be wearing any clothing whatsoever throughout the duration of the duration. But don't worry, I'll have a tongue disposal unit.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
I will be bringing my stinkiest suit for the stinkiest part of the day. If your nose is entry level, don't panic just buy a pound of duck fire.
Do you do free art?
Yes, but you have to let me take a picture of your stomach. That way i can create a quilt made with inspirational quotes.
Do you do trades?
I'll be trading stomach pictures, I'll have a stack of stomach picture trading cards. They aren't magic cards, but they are cards and they are magic.
Do you do badges?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6615042/
Do you do commissions?
I am a commission of free spirit enterprises. I am a monument of Rock and Roll and teen angst, a veteran of disaster pudding and elevated hair cheese.
What is your gender?
Squirrel
How tall are you?
Wolf
Can I talk to you?
I prefer we didn't. Words will just get in the way of our true feelings. Instead, let's live in the moment and spray our eye juices towards each other.
Can I touch you?
Perhaps.......IF YOU THINK I'M REAL ENOUGH.
How can I find you?
You'll find me in suit because I'm the bluest jerkiest thing with a red nose. Or feed me your cell number and we'll talk.
Can I visit your room?
Well, I GUESS, but i'll be in a hotel in Georgia.
Can I buy you drinks?
Yes, I'm much more drunk when I'm drunk, you'll really like me.
Can I give you stuff?
No i have too much stuff already.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I have plans, and you better have plans also. Don't get left in the dark with no rake to fix the leaves. Don't be pushing the skunk button before the bus comes to a complete stop, you'll miss the stink tunnels ahead.
Are you nice?
Please refer to page 13.3 of the Scurrow Enterprises manual: Parts and Labor: A guide to opening and closing conversations: Demeanors and Dispositions.
How long are you going?
7 inches.
Do you have an artist table?
Do you really expect me to bring a table 800 miles? I'm not driving a damn table to Georgia.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Of course not. Why would I have of course not.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Open your mind and relax. Do you feel like a wombat sitting near a warm fire? Let the beach sounds permeate your fluff. Don't panic, the connection is already made.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Behind the plant in the lobby.
What/where will you be eating?
I'll be eating the plants in the lobby.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I don't do fast food except for Subway, so you better be prepared to really eat some shit.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
What is a sketchbook? I'm not a dragon but I'll fire you up.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
YES, i encourage you to flop around like a fish with a face full of ink blots.
Can I take your picture?
I'm nothing but a photo to you, and so I'll remain in the spirits and minds of the chosen engineers who stormed the great iron seas.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Go swimming in the hotel pool.
"give me stomach pictures, let me pet your stomach, pet my stomach, show me your stomach. Stomach. Stomach? Stomach!"
mongle
party
go
I'm disregarding everything typed up there and I will just see you there when I see you.