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18 years ago
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I usually don't go around posting this, but I had to share this delicious quote:
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
You gotta love denial, taken from: http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
You gotta love denial, taken from: http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
well, there's always that dark side of fundamentalists, but let's hope kids get better support on the subject, specially the ones that are family challenged like this
Bless the internet, in all it's forms, for giving me a clear scope of the true idiocy that surrounds me on all sides.
I'm sure it's just a bar
*hugs tight*
Good job fundies. =3
now i just waiting
we plan to exterminate 90% of the population, to make the world a better place!
man you are so fun X3
gotta say though, my fav has gotta be:
I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
yeah i think that does pretty much sum it all up ... lol!
or apply to my World Decimation plan
Brain....leaks out of ears....
....ellipses....far too many.....
......I wrote in haiku.....
....They have to be.......right?
or...
we can fix this, just say YES to the Decimation proposition!