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14 years ago
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shenzino
What kind of underwear are you wearing, what color, and would it look better with lace?
Big boxors. Black, green, red, blue. .... What boxers would look good with lace? o_o
How many days in a row have you worn them?
eh, since my shower about 30 minutes ago. I usually keep them for a week or so before switching.
What color is your bra and what kind?
I don't have m-oobs.
Do your breasts or genitals itch from these devices?
No. They're quite airy.
Have you successfully penetrated someone's orifice/s or been penetrated in any orifices?
Does it have to be some-one- penetrating you?
:V
No.
Which ones?
My nose. And eyes. And urethra.
:V (NO.) See above.
Favorite way to be bound/bind someone during bondage?
uhhhhhh, don't know 'till try? :S
Would you bang guys, chicks, both, everything in between, neither, or dogs?
Being furry, dogs, ofc.
:V
Naw, fe/males.
Fapping to anime, y/n
...y....
Real porn?
above
Do you frequent adultfanfiction.net
pretty sure that's blocked here.
Do you frequent adultfanfiction and click on the gay tab if there is such an option?
See above
Who first shoved their tongue down your throat in order to assert dominance and as a romantic gesture (either/or)
Uhhh, what.
Didja ever fuck another (or cyber with or kiss or whatever) while you were with someone else?
Nyeeet
Anyone do that shit to you?
Don't think so.
Are you literally a slut or whore?
Nyet
Do you own any sex toys? If you do, are they from BD?
Nyet.
Did you ever want to get all up in your sister/brother/mom/dad's genital region?
D: NYET.
How often do you fap?
Er'ryday I'm fapp-ilin. :V
Ees sporadic.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself and then masturbated to it?
I'm not that narcissistic.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else and then masturbated to it?
No
Ever drawn dicks on a math test?
Pahahaha, what!? No. I'd get thrown out.
Ever wanted to call Sarah Palin a goddamn idiot in front of your conservative relatives?
Yeah. Fuck her.
Would they beat you for it?
Probably not.
Do I make you horny, baby?
Considering I keep associating Shenzi with the lion king, no way in hell.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
What is this I dont even
shenzinoWhat kind of underwear are you wearing, what color, and would it look better with lace?
Big boxors. Black, green, red, blue. .... What boxers would look good with lace? o_o
How many days in a row have you worn them?
eh, since my shower about 30 minutes ago. I usually keep them for a week or so before switching.
What color is your bra and what kind?
I don't have m-oobs.
Do your breasts or genitals itch from these devices?
No. They're quite airy.
Have you successfully penetrated someone's orifice/s or been penetrated in any orifices?
Does it have to be some-one- penetrating you?
:V
No.
Which ones?
My nose. And eyes. And urethra.
:V (NO.) See above.
Favorite way to be bound/bind someone during bondage?
uhhhhhh, don't know 'till try? :S
Would you bang guys, chicks, both, everything in between, neither, or dogs?
Being furry, dogs, ofc.
:V
Naw, fe/males.
Fapping to anime, y/n
...y....
Real porn?
above
Do you frequent adultfanfiction.net
pretty sure that's blocked here.
Do you frequent adultfanfiction and click on the gay tab if there is such an option?
See above
Who first shoved their tongue down your throat in order to assert dominance and as a romantic gesture (either/or)
Uhhh, what.
Didja ever fuck another (or cyber with or kiss or whatever) while you were with someone else?
Nyeeet
Anyone do that shit to you?
Don't think so.
Are you literally a slut or whore?
Nyet
Do you own any sex toys? If you do, are they from BD?
Nyet.
Did you ever want to get all up in your sister/brother/mom/dad's genital region?
D: NYET.
How often do you fap?
Er'ryday I'm fapp-ilin. :V
Ees sporadic.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself and then masturbated to it?
I'm not that narcissistic.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else and then masturbated to it?
No
Ever drawn dicks on a math test?
Pahahaha, what!? No. I'd get thrown out.
Ever wanted to call Sarah Palin a goddamn idiot in front of your conservative relatives?
Yeah. Fuck her.
Would they beat you for it?
Probably not.
Do I make you horny, baby?
Considering I keep associating Shenzi with the lion king, no way in hell.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
What is this I dont even
jagged why did i make this aaaa
PROMOTE IT TO EVERYONE!!!
Seriously, though, what.