Stolen from  Tegerio

What color are your underwear/panties?
White and red/black

Do they have a design?
Yes, they have Jim beam logos all over them

Girls, what color is your bra?
The question of the ages!

Is there a design?
My grand design includes promoting up through my agency and making more money, and also on watching the Blu Ray game of thrones I just purchased.

what color are your socks?
Grey and black.

Is there a design on them?
They have black toes and heels and say USA on them around the ankle.

Are you a virgin?
No.

Happy that way?
I try to be, its not something which can be changed.

What is your favorite sex position?
I like to be the horse in a reverse cowgirl.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Hetero.

Do you look at hentai?
I try not to.

Real porn?
I collect 1970's pornographic films for the amazing dialogue.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Sometimes.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
No.

Who was your first kiss with?
A girl I dated at summer camp almost 2 decades ago named Shana.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
A couple times when drunk, kissed that is, but it was usually only intentionally to homophobic friends, "roger Rabbit style. Never had or intend to have sex with another guy(sorry!).

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeah, a couple.

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Well, if I was coming home from work, the phrase "Crime of Passion" comes to mind, but realistically I'd probably use my bare hands to dole out the harshness.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
My ears aren't even peirced.

If so, where?
see above.

Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.

If so, where?
I want to get my class number and my "Serial" number tattooed on the inside of my right bicep near the shoulder.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
yes

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yes.

If so, which ones?
Marijuana.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yes Once..

Ever been cheated on?
Yes.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not to my face.

Do you own any sex toys?
No, I had a fake cooch someone bought me as a gag gift when I left for the Academy, but I have no idea where it is.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Not that I'm aware of.

Have you ever masturbated?
I feel that my gender answers that question.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yes, in several spectrums.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Once, this was before digital cameras though so I dunno if I ever had it developed.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
No

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Constantly

Do they care?
I'm from New York, Fuck is the most commonly used conjunction in the english language there.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not really, my background investigator was far more personal.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yeah, I love filling this stuff out.