I was suppose to post this last night, but due to the internet going bonkers, I had to save it first to spare myself the agony of answering it again.

Stolen from someone else on FA.

What color are your underwear/panties?
White, black, and grey.

Do they have a design?
Yeah, they're designed to hide my privates, duh!

Girls, what color is your bra?
Who are you talking to...?

Is there a design?
Do you realize I'm a guy?

What color are your socks?
No one gives a fuck. But again, same as my undies.

Is there a design on them?
YES, THEY'RE DESIGNED TO BE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR. Seriously, why am I answering these?

Are you a virgin?
Last time I checked, I was a human, and not some drinking product.

Happy that way?
To be human? Not really...

What is your favorite sex position?
Anything that involves oral. 69 would be my top choice.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Hah! Now, I like that last part. Good to know this meme has some balls.

Do you look at hentai?
Depends what kind.

Real porn?
Is there fake porn?

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
If it's good, yeah.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Didn't you just ask me this?

Who was your first kiss with?
Asides my mom? Um... It was with a girl long, long time ago.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Noooo. When I say 'girl', I usually mean something that has a cock and balls.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Well, yes.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Dum~Dee~Dum~Dum~Dum...

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Well, I'd be hurt to the point where it would feel as if my whole world just tore itself apart.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
What piercings?

If so, where?
Again, who are you talking to? Cause I'm alone right now and it's starting to freak me out.

Do you have any tattoos?
I plan to.

If so, where?
Maybe on my back or on my right arm.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
I don't plan to anytime soon.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
No, and I don't expect myself to in the future.

If so, which ones?
Apple pies, lots and lots of apple pies. Can't get enough of those "drugs".

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.

Ever been cheated on?
No. Well, I don't think so, at least.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Jokingly.

Do you own any sex toys?
My own dick.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
What world do you live in?

Have you ever masturbated?
Gee... YOU THINK?

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
...geez. Yes, I admit it. But everyone does!

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No, no and no. Oh my goodness no.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Yeeeaaaaah... NO.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I've only written one. And it was a collaboration with  beralin

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Some of the time.

Do they care?
Maybe if I was a teenager.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Why... would you even bother. Yes, I'm uncomfortable right now. This position is starting to give me cramps.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Heavens, no! Some evil scientist shrunk himself and got inside my brain. Now he's forcing me to answer this godforsaken meme.

Woe is me.