Oh you know it feather-butt! Shamwow shakes HOOOOO ya!

WHAT KIND OF MEAL DO I HAVE TO BUY TO GET THE MY LITTLE PONY TOY? LMFAO

I want a Kid's MEal. A GIRL ONE.

Need me some My Little Pony Toys.

OMG thats what she did!

Me: "So what kind of meal do I have to buy to get the My Little Pony toy?"
McD's employee: "Uhh, toy?"
Me: "Yeah the My Little Pony ones!"
Employee: "Uhh, the kid's meal?"
Me: "Ok can I have one Cheeseburger Happy Meal then?"

I got Applejack! :D

OMG they had no shakes wtf!

I KNOOOOOW D':

And then I had to back up through the Drive Thru because they were so captivated by our awesomeness that they forgot our straws. D:

I worked for four months at Mickey D's in Manteo, North Carolina in 2007. March through June. Oh the stories I can share & the people I've met. And the fuckin messes in the lobby I've had to clean up after I scrubbed it spotless. Lol :D

Oh jeez! I currently work at Dunkin' Donuts and the worst thing that happened to me was stepping in human feces on the floor of the women's bathroom. D':
Retail stories are the best stories. XD

I worked during the Shrek the Third toy promotion, & I thought I was going to go murder a group of first graders when they came in on a field trip one lunch hour when all of them got the same Shrek toy & pressed the talking button at the same time.

Then one time I had to clean up after a Mormon family reunion on the west wing of the restaurant lobby. They are NOT as clean as they look.

Holy hell.
"I thought I was going to go murder a group of first graders when they came in on a field trip one lunch hour when all of them got the same Shrek toy & pressed the talking button at the same time." <- This is what immense self-control looks like everybody!

sometime i think they miss it to piss people off....i refused to use the bathrooms at high school because of the foul hell they do in those bathrooms

I had SHITLOADS of patience back then. Now put me in the same scenario right now. *pauses as a alternate time-space thing what-if* Oh yeah. Not a very good outcome.

I know they're JUST SO GOOD!
We'll get them eventually. >:I