Omai. Uncomfortable Meme
13 years ago
Read this stuff!
What color are your underwear/panties?
Black. :I
Do they have a design?
Nope
Girls, what color is your bra?
Is there a design?
What color are your socks?
Not wearing any.
Is there a design on them?
Again, not wearing any.
Are you a virgin?
Yep. #foreveralone
Happy that way?
Sure.
What is your favorite sex position?
Virgin.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Gay. Gay gay gay.
Do you look at hentai?
:I
Real porn?
Nope. It's boring. XD
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
If they've got at least some kind of literary backbone.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Yep.
Who was your first kiss with?
Some chick I didn't love but pretended to. I know, I'm a bastard.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Never kissed a dude. :c
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
If they were single and gay. Totally.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No
If so, where?
I said no....
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
If so, where?
Don't have any :(
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Don't wanna.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I did. Hated it.
If so, which ones?
Ecstasy
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yeah.. I used to have a bad habit of it.
Ever been cheated on?
Nope.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
As a joke? All the time.
Do you own any sex toys?
Nar.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Errr. No.
Have you ever masturbated?
Like twice a day. :<
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Mhm.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Nar. :I
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
- Nupe.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes
Do they care?
Not much.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Ashamed of myself, that's about it.
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Black. :I
Do they have a design?
Nope
Girls, what color is your bra?
Is there a design?
What color are your socks?
Not wearing any.
Is there a design on them?
Again, not wearing any.
Are you a virgin?
Yep. #foreveralone
Happy that way?
Sure.
What is your favorite sex position?
Virgin.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Gay. Gay gay gay.
Do you look at hentai?
:I
Real porn?
Nope. It's boring. XD
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
If they've got at least some kind of literary backbone.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Yep.
Who was your first kiss with?
Some chick I didn't love but pretended to. I know, I'm a bastard.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Never kissed a dude. :c
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
If they were single and gay. Totally.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No
If so, where?
I said no....
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
If so, where?
Don't have any :(
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Don't wanna.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I did. Hated it.
If so, which ones?
Ecstasy
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yeah.. I used to have a bad habit of it.
Ever been cheated on?
Nope.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
As a joke? All the time.
Do you own any sex toys?
Nar.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Errr. No.
Have you ever masturbated?
Like twice a day. :<
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Mhm.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Nar. :I
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
- Nupe.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes
Do they care?
Not much.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Ashamed of myself, that's about it.
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Oh man, I know that feel. I thought I liked a girl, dated her for a few days, turned out I didn't like her (not to mention the "I love you" in the first 2 minutes), so I broke it off. Haven't talked since, haha. No wait we talked a few times. She was still coming onto me. /awkwaard
Henceforth a reason I don't socialize.