WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DICK!?
13 years ago
Ever been sprayed in the dick with a fckn can of computer air on the perfect angle that it releasing the freezing cold liquid across your pubic patch. Yup well this guy did... There's a giant red spot above my dick that looks like something Zoro would leave on me after sex its fck'd and now I have to slowly put on my boxers in the morning until it goes down.
Fckn

are all chillin at my house when it happened It just sucks that they all have to see me in the shower as I'm butt naked trying to sooth the pain... oh well I blame the alcohol xD
Fckn



happiness at the misfortune of others
...and why were they watching you shower? XD I can understand being naked to soothe the pain, but I'm picturing a bunch of people just hanging out in your bathroom watching you wash off now.
Yeah but
By the way I didn't know you were chill with Rob he's the man
Oh...um...I mean... That's so horrible! You should so get revenge!
...Yes... O:3
Owww, Iron is not allowed to play with air cans anymore, he is flagged from the can...LOL
Oh, and I want to hangout too, it just sucks that I only get monday and tuesdays off, and I'm on call for work on wednesdays... lol