Saw this and decided to fill it out, not using myself. Stolen from crocdragon89

Sakusaro Dark Fang will answer the following questions for my/your amusement. XP

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Uh no, why would i do that to my fans?

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
-sigh- Night would be more traditional, but i like a quickie on some mornings

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Middle...since the guards watch right and left side

4. Do you masturbate?
I try too when i'm alone and not watched by guards and customers

5. How often? Lately?
what kind of question is this?

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
...i have too since i'm a dancer for a club

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
are you fucking kidding me

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
No....they watch me

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
...Both

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I just said i wouldn't have sex with them, so why would i love them

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Sometimes i wish

13. Would you choose love or money?
Money is good to get, love is too easy to come by

14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
ugh...dancing, teasing, and biting

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
.... *looks behind him* is their a bat i can use to hit this idiot?

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
.... seriously that bat

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A storage Warehouse now quickly next question

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yes....then they join in -_-

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I work in a fucking strip club

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
ask that one more time and i swear i will stab you

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
all that stupid club is about is sex

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
physically almost, mentally no

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
...once but i hated it because it was with someone i hate for the rest of my life

24. What's your sexuality?
Gay you straightie

25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
Fuck no

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
regretable

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
shut up

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
i said shut up

29. Bought something from an adult store?
ASK ONE MORE SEX STORE OR AT ANOTHER BUILDING AND ILL PUT MY FIST SO FAR IN YOUR ASS MY FINGERS WILL JAB YOUR FUCKING SOUL

30. Do you own any sex toys?
-stab him-

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
shut up

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I so wish i can

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
no, they mostly gag me

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
no

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
no

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
next question

37. What's your favourite sexual position?
the shut your fucking trap position

38. What's your favourite sex act?
the shut up and die act

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
-repeatable banging his head with a shovel till he's dead- as a answer yes multiple times. Bruno, Rick, make a grave for mister annoying here