What color are your underwear/panties?
I don't wear any.

Do they have a design?
<.< Yes, it's invisible.

Girls, what color is your bra?
It's light green with pink and black swirl patterns and lace edging.

Is there a design?
As seen above.

What color are your socks?
I'm barefoot. I almost always am.

Is there a design on them?
Invisible again.

Are you a virgin?
Not for 9 years.

Happy that way?
I guess so.

What is your favorite sex position?
Doggy style

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I'm heterosexual. But, I still believe gay people are far more awesome than straight people.

Do you look at hentai?
All the time.

Real porn?
Rarely and not for quite a while.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
No. I was into that years ago though.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Not into gay porn just gay people.

Who was your first kiss with?
Uuuh.. Brandon I believe. Maybe Matt. Wasn't a big event for me.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yeah.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Um.. kiss yes and sex 1/2. I made her orgasm but I had on my clothes.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
That's kind of a touchy subject.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Just two in each ear lobe.

If so, where?
See above.

Do you have any tattoos?
Nope

If so, where?
N/A

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope. Got my tubes tied.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Nope. Not even pot.

If so, which ones?
N/A

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yes...

Ever been cheated on?
Many times.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
I call myself that weekly at least.

Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Ew.

Have you ever masturbated?
No. Well.. maybe two days ago... and two days before that... and you know since I hit puberty.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
I believe it has been done. I know topless and braless for sure.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yes I have

Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Tubal.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Both.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yeah.

Do they care?
Sometimes they try to tell me not to but most of the time they know it's a lost cause.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Just with one question so far.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
I'm passing the time until we dye eggs.