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13 years ago
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cookiekangaroo
What color are your underwear/panties?
Camo. In fact they're so camo, it's like... They're not there. O:
Do they have a design?
Yes. But it's hard to see.
Girls, what color is your bra?
Pink and White.
Is there a design?
Fleur'De Lis
What color are your socks?
SKIN.
Is there a design on them?
Sparkle Fag. Like Cookie said.
Are you a virgin?
NO. COOKIE TOOK MY COOKIE.
Happy that way?
....Yeahhhh.
What is your favorite sex position?
The one that feels good.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Demisexual. (For those who don't know, google it. Lawl.)
Do you look at hentai?
Not really.
Real porn?
Sometimes, if I'm bored and want a quick giggle.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yes.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Mhmm.
Who was your first kiss with?
I don't like talking about that.
Are they of the opposite sex?
LALALALALALA
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Mmhmm.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Nope.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope.
If so, where?
BUNGHOLE.
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
If so, where?
BUNGHOLE
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
I'VE HAD OVER 500 BABIES.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I'm not saying I haven't.
If so, which ones?
Yes.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No. Been cheated on, though.
Ever been cheated on?
Look above, people. Yes I have.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Yeah, but only playfully.
Do you own any sex toys?
Eeyup.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nope.gif
Have you ever masturbated?
SCHLIK SCHLIK
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Nope.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yeahhhh
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Nope.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes and yes.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Only if I'm angry or I warn them I'm about to use a swear word.
Do they care?
Yahhhhh.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
OH BOY, YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No. There's a gun pointed to my head.
cookiekangarooWhat color are your underwear/panties?
Camo. In fact they're so camo, it's like... They're not there. O:
Do they have a design?
Yes. But it's hard to see.
Girls, what color is your bra?
Pink and White.
Is there a design?
Fleur'De Lis
What color are your socks?
SKIN.
Is there a design on them?
Sparkle Fag. Like Cookie said.
Are you a virgin?
NO. COOKIE TOOK MY COOKIE.
Happy that way?
....Yeahhhh.
What is your favorite sex position?
The one that feels good.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Demisexual. (For those who don't know, google it. Lawl.)
Do you look at hentai?
Not really.
Real porn?
Sometimes, if I'm bored and want a quick giggle.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yes.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Mhmm.
Who was your first kiss with?
I don't like talking about that.
Are they of the opposite sex?
LALALALALALA
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Mmhmm.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Nope.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope.
If so, where?
BUNGHOLE.
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
If so, where?
BUNGHOLE
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
I'VE HAD OVER 500 BABIES.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I'm not saying I haven't.
If so, which ones?
Yes.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No. Been cheated on, though.
Ever been cheated on?
Look above, people. Yes I have.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Yeah, but only playfully.
Do you own any sex toys?
Eeyup.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nope.gif
Have you ever masturbated?
SCHLIK SCHLIK
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Nope.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yeahhhh
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Nope.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes and yes.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Only if I'm angry or I warn them I'm about to use a swear word.
Do they care?
Yahhhhh.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
OH BOY, YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No. There's a gun pointed to my head.
