ok, this one's kinda harder than a movie meme, cause there's a lot more of an opening with TV, since not too many people watch the same things, but here it goes.
you can make at least 5, and up to as many quotes from television you want.
aaaand here we go!

1. okay, this is where the sick people check in, up stairs is where they go to die, and downstairs is where we slide their cold corpses into the wall...oh, and that's the gift shop.

2. -Hold on there, trusty rusty. Who are you?
-umm...da bus!
- see? they're the bus.

3. oh, thank god! I've only been wanting to sleep with my dead mother!

4. -Hi Gispatchio!
-I regret nothing.

5. How long was I in there?
-About 5 minutes.
-Why are we not funding this!?

6. Okay, the dragon is now pissed off...

7. If you rub a unicorn's horn long enough, it squirts out maaagical mayonase, that's what I used to make these sandwiches!