I'll never forget the time - 1
18 years ago
General
"hey, you know how sometimes you wish you were a woman, and you wonder what clothes would look like on you?"
"no."
"...akwaaarrrd!"
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"do you think there's some kind of word we could have? You know, if you want me to stop?"
"yeah 'stop'"
"no."
"...akwaaarrrd!"
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"do you think there's some kind of word we could have? You know, if you want me to stop?"
"yeah 'stop'"
FA+

I HAVE A MILLION OF EM
AWKWARDDD
HA
SEE?!
YOU ARE GAY >:C
ilu
You two are, I mean.
Oh man, but bunnies fresh from the dry cleaners...I dunno about that!
They're fluffy!
But girls are lucky, they get prettier clothes.
I don't want to wear a dress or anything, but why can't there be any fancy options like that for guys. *Invents a new type of clothing*
I just don't know what to say to that, I just don't.
These weren't really awkward moments for us, just kind of funny.
I sometimes think the same thing! :D
You sillies ^_^
AND NO GIRL CLOTHES.
Wait a minute AAAUUGH
Guy 1: So, if you use linear algebra to find the product, your boss will be happy.
Guy 2: I know, I know. The problem is the graphs, they won't correspond.
Guy 1: Hmm, have you tried to use zyt grox blablabla snfzu slafs?
Guy 2: Yeah, even zigzig blørgh, åja søl, pøp pop æøåøs!
Giu 1: Ok, I think I know what the problem is. Bla, bla, bla, bla.
And it went on like that. But then my friend came with "What is worse than burning to death or drowning? What if you burst out into spontaneous combustion while underwater. That must be the worst thing ever."
I laughed out so loud that the two guys looked at me with a real serious face expression. It then hit me: I was a really lucky guy that have a friend like that.
Conversations like that gold worth, and if I ever (God fobid) should turn into one of those oversmarted, constant serious, non-fun people I hope someone shoots me.
(The svada words in the third and fourth line were just made up, because I can't remember the words they said. I think it was an alien language.)
If a madman chased you with a chainsaw and you are numb in your arms so you can't throw anything on him, what will save you? Numbers or words? You can reason with him with words, try to mainpulate him. But what can you do with numbers? I doubt chainsaw wielding psychos are interested in math.
An example:
Victim: Wait, wait. I can understand you, you do this because everyone hurt you.
Madman: Gah?
Victim: I don't like them either. Why not take those pople who hurt you?
Madman: Hmmm...
Victim: Help me up, and I'll help you.
Then you run away when you get the chance.
The other example:
Victim: WAIT! What's the square root of 25?
Madman: Rarh?
Victim: Think man, think. Or what is 33 divided with 8?
Madman: Rrrrhhh!
Victim: No, no, go away!
Madman: WHAH HAH HAH HAH! *Inserts the chainsaw in the body of the victim*
Victim: GHAAAAAAAAURGH!!
So, math may be cool, but it won't save you from psychos. I think..
That's a horrible gender.