One week after another (Worth a peek, promise you 'll laugh)
13 years ago
~ From the desk of Jazzy Dawn~
Last week was bad enough considering everything that has happened. Lost two of my fave tree's thanks to idiot line crewmen. A freak accident involving a chainsaw and my knee and now stuck with my folks doing a live-in while i recover. Bank account got the bottom sucked off it thanks to my Medical insurance refusing to pay ... that was last week ..
This week isn't shaping up too pretty neither... Was on my way back from the doctors office and almost got rear-ended by a idiot teenager texting while driving. Nobody was hurt, thank god. Got the results back from my x-rays, those came back good.
I think the worst that could have happened to me was....
My dad forgot to put down the commode seat after he did his business.. You know how friggin hard it is to get your ass outta a toilet with your knee all bandaged up?? I tried and tried, i just couldn't and had to resort to my mother getting me out.. not before she snapped a picture with her phone. Her laughing like a loon, me embarrassed all to hell and my dad just had to look around the bathroom door just as my ass popped free of the commode..
I swear to god, i must have pissed off somebody cause of everything that has happened. Tell you what, I'm just sleeping in tomorrow.. so ha get me there karma >:D
~Edit~ if you read and laugh, you have to share your most embarrassing moment :P
Last week was bad enough considering everything that has happened. Lost two of my fave tree's thanks to idiot line crewmen. A freak accident involving a chainsaw and my knee and now stuck with my folks doing a live-in while i recover. Bank account got the bottom sucked off it thanks to my Medical insurance refusing to pay ... that was last week ..
This week isn't shaping up too pretty neither... Was on my way back from the doctors office and almost got rear-ended by a idiot teenager texting while driving. Nobody was hurt, thank god. Got the results back from my x-rays, those came back good.
I think the worst that could have happened to me was....
My dad forgot to put down the commode seat after he did his business.. You know how friggin hard it is to get your ass outta a toilet with your knee all bandaged up?? I tried and tried, i just couldn't and had to resort to my mother getting me out.. not before she snapped a picture with her phone. Her laughing like a loon, me embarrassed all to hell and my dad just had to look around the bathroom door just as my ass popped free of the commode..
I swear to god, i must have pissed off somebody cause of everything that has happened. Tell you what, I'm just sleeping in tomorrow.. so ha get me there karma >:D
~Edit~ if you read and laugh, you have to share your most embarrassing moment :P
Lsai
~lsai
awwww. Feel better Jaz. *slips a note with her email to Jaz's mom*
Jazzy_Dawn
~jazzydawn
OP
No!! YOu two consorting to blackmail me now??
Lsai
~lsai
Jazzy_Dawn
~jazzydawn
OP
You just had to have been there, first my mom walks in and asks what the hell happened, then i told her, she busts out in laughter and goes for her phone.. then my dad catching me like he did.. poor fellow hasn't said two words to me since then
Kryxia
~kryxia
*offers hugs to Jasmine* I think next time you should just nail that seat down
Kryxia
~kryxia
Oh forgot to mention this but have an embarrasing moment quite a lot lately that it nearly comes to be normal but I still blush. Whenever I go to the bathroom 2 of my kitties like to pop their heads in wanting attention so they push the door open. Well in the living room there is a seat that is in direct alignment that whomever sits there sees me on the toilet when my cats "pop" in.
Jazzy_Dawn
~jazzydawn
OP
Your kidding right? I'd be moving some furniture
Bixyl
~bixyl
*hugs Jasmine*
Nydia
~nydia
Feel better angel (Hugs and nuzzles)
Jazzy_Dawn
~jazzydawn
OP
Thank Nydia, is me finding humor in the little things that is helping keep me afloat. Will be so glad when i expend my share of this rotten luck. With you and everyone else helping me like you are, this will be something i can look back on and laugh for sure.
Nydia
~nydia
at least you didn't have a cat crap in your lap in a car as you are moving and exclaim you have been crapped on only to be told by your mother "Oh he did not!" but after 10 seconds ( the speed of smell i guess) have her say "Oh i guess he did"....but thats a storey for the next box camp out
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