What color are your underwear/panties?
Not wearing any
Do they have a design?
See question one. ;)

Girls, what color is your bra?


Is there a design?


what color are your socks?
Not wearing any

Is there a design on them?
No. Even if I were wearing any, they would be plain. :p

Are you a virgin?
Ummm.. nope

Happy that way?
Why wouldn't I be?

What is your favorite sex position?
The one where you do the thing with your left leg while your partner does calisthenics... Ok, no.. No favorite.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bisexual

Do you look at hentai?
Occasionally.

Real porn?
Not really, no

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
See previous answer

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nope

Who was your first kiss with?
Erm.. damn, that was a long time ago. I don't remember.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yessir

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Well, there is one. :3

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Yes, actually.. got that one before the ears. :p

Do you have any tattoos?
No.. Not yet.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Judging by the 10-month old baby making noise behind me, yes.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yes

If so, which ones?
Smoked pot a time or three.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No

Ever been cheated on?
Maybe?

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not to my face

Do you own any sex toys?
Perhaps.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Gods, no.. What the hell is wrong with you?

Have you ever masturbated?
I'm a guy.. That question answers itself.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Erm.. no

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Nope

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Nope

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yeah

Do they care?
Possibly.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not at all

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yep. I don't cave to peer-pressure. :p