Here's a silly little meme I stole from  hero, because he's such a sexy beast.

If anyone else wants to fill one of these out, use this template I made, here: http://webzoom.freewebs.com/graediu.....uiz%20meme.txt. It's complete with tags and everything -- that way you won't have to go and edit everything out just to fill it in with your stuff. <3



Basics:

Name: Luke Joyce
Nickname: Grae, Coon, any variety of those~ x3
Fursona: Raccoon!
Date of Birth: January 26th, 1987
Birthplace: Lloydminster, Saskatchewan, Canada. (Lloyd is on the border between Alberta and Sask, and sadly the hospital was on the Sask side. >_>)
Current Location: Taber, Alberta, Canada.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 9"
Heritage: I'm Canadian -- none of this bullshit matters to me. x3
Piercings: I've always thought these were a little ridiculous~
Tattoos: These too.



Favourite:

Animal: Raccoons, Red Pandas, Fennec Foxes, Kitties, Bunnies, Squirrels~ x3
Band/Singer: By band, I'll assume I can say 'artist', and under that jurisdiction, I would have to say Dougal and Gammer, Contraption, DJ Ham (Happy Hardcore), Tommy Tallarico, Koji Kondo, Nobuo Uematsu, David Wise, Michiel van der Bos, Every fucking person who worked on the soundtrack for Super Smash Brothers Brawl (Video Games), Freezepop, Nightwish (Legitimate Bands) -- As for singers, I would have to say Liz Enthusiasm of Freezepop.
Song: "Stickerbrush Symphony", from Donkey Kong Country 2, composed by David Wise. (Redone for Super Smash Brothers Brawl as "Bramble Blast".)
Movie: I really can't tell you. o:
Disney Movie:I kinda liked Aladdin the best, I think. :B
Disney Show: Gummi Bears!
Disney Character: Uncle Scrooge -- the world's richest asshole, constantly in the pursuit of more -- and he can kick your ass!
TV show: Probably Family Guy, today -- I very rarely watch TV anymore.
Food: Pasta, anything lusciously noodle, cheese, mushroom-ridden -- a particular dish called "Chinese Pepper-steak."
Pizza topping: Mushrooms, mushrooms as far as the eye can see.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Ube. I cannot stress this enough! It's a Philipino-made Ice Cream flavored with a sweet Purple Yam -- it's possibly the best thing I've ever tasted. it's like Shortbread Cookie Ice Cream. If I was to say anything tasted as close to Ambrosia as I can imagine, it would be Ube Ice Cream -- and only a week ago, I found a place that sells it! Holy shit I'm getting some TOMORROW. <3
Pocky Flavor: Pocky is kinda nasty. I don't see what the big obsession with it is. :/
Drink (alcoholic): Rubbing Alcohol~
Soda: Dr. Pepper for the win!
Store: The King of Trade -- it's a pawn shop that is riddled with old electronics and games and stuff, it's my home away from home.
Clothing Brand: I've always been a kind of non-brand person. x3
Season: Winter -- cold, snow, serenity. <3
Convention/Holiday/Festival: Y'cant go wrong with Christmas -- Neon lights, excellent food, vacation time, and Winter. :3
Flower: Morning glories are kind of cute~
Board game: Monopoly fo' rizzle! :3



This or That:

Sunny or rainy: Rainy, gloomy, overcast -- I can't get enough. <3
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Rain~~~~~~~
Fruit or veggie: Fruits for certain. Fruit salad -- yummy yummy!
Night or day: Nighttime, for sure. Again, that same calm serenity~ <3
Sour or sweet: Each has it's own benefit.
Love or money: I really don't want to go into detail here. x3
Phone or in person: Depends on who y'are! o:
Looks or personality: Personality, really~ Looks (unless they're really awful) have never meant much to me.
Coffee or tea: Tea, unless the Coffee is in something, like an Iced Capp.
Hot or cold: Cold -- at least in cold, you can make yourself hot -- unlike the inverse!



Your:

Goal for this year: Become a lot more talented at pornifying everying on four legs (and some on two!). :3
Most missed memory: My Switzerland-California trip of 2005, without question.
Best physical feature: I got's long curly brown hair with all those really gay feminine qualities :3~
First thought waking up: Either "Fuck, work." or, "Fuck, I gotta paw."
Hypothetical personality disorder: I think I have a lot of traits I hate in others.
Preferred type of surgery: Um.... none? x3
Sesame Street alter ego: COOKIE MONSTER! -- omnomnonmonm :B!!
Fairytale alter ego: Sailor Moon~
Most stupid remark: Well, y'see, I was trying to recite the slogan for Pringles, which is "When y'pop the top, the fun don't stop." -- But I messed it up horribly, and it came out as, "When the fun stops... ... ...it's all over." This has been a recurring theme in conversations since. x3
Worst crime: I stole a roll of Toilet Paper from my place of employment :B
Greatest fear: Going to Prison for any reason -- or getting a terminal disease.
Darkest secret: You know nobody's gonna answer this question publically -- ask me, and I might tell you. Maybe.
Favorite subject: In school? History.
Strangest received gift: A plushie dressed up in my character's likeness (Which at the time was a Red Mage outfit) but he didn't have a Raccoon plushie so he used a Tiger one. x3
Worst habit: That's not for me to decide.



Do You:

Smoke: Remember me talking about that whole terminal-illness thing?
Drink: Apparently, I have a high innate-susceptibility to alcoholism, so I'm not touching this. x3
Curse: Yeah, a fair bit. x3
Shower/bathe daily: Without question! Sometimes twice if need be.
Like thunderstorms: Hugecore. <3 Unless they shut off the power grid or flood my basement. ):
Dance in the rain: I haven't -- I tend to calmly relax in it. <3
Sing: Only at work where heavy machinery drowns me out. x3
Play an instrument: Master of the Kazoo~
Get along with your parents: Yes... kind of. Yeah, I do.
Wish on stars: Wishing gets you about as close to your goal as clicking a banner ad will get you closer to winning a PS3.
Believe in fate: Certainly not. There only exists the will and consequences of human action.
Believe in love at first sight: This is what we call lust.~



Can You:

Drive: Nay -- it'd be handy, but as I live now, it's not really worth it yet.
Sew: Indeed not.
Cook: I can if I ever get off my lazy ass to do it~ <3
Speak another language: I"m trying to think of a way I can turn this into something sexual...
Dance: Only in humorous manners~ x3
Touch your nose with your tongue: Um... *tries* No. Not even close. x3
Whistle: Quite adequately! First song I ever learned to whistle to was "Follow your heart" from Don Bluth's "Thumbelina". x3
Curl your tongue: Nope D:



Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: Certainly not.
Been Stoned/High: Certainly not.
Eaten Sushi: Certainly so! In fact, tomorrow me and some friends are going to have ourselves quite a feast. <3
Been in Love: Yes...
Skipped school: Actually, not of my own volition, no. o:
Made prank calls: Same here -- no.
Sent someone a love letter: Not as far as I would consider, at least.
Stolen something: Once, I stole a little magnetic compass form a K-Mart in the US as a kid, and I felt so bad I actually returned it. The store manager seemed pleased with my honesty. x3
Cried yourself to sleep: I have not!



Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person?: Stuttering, slow speech -- taking something that could be said in five seconds and telling it in thirty.
Are you right or left handed?: Right handed!
What is your bedtime?: I do shift-work so it changes frequently. :B
Name three things you can't live without: Internet, sight, and my hands. x3
What is the color of your room?: It's all beige on the walls, with black furniture and every piece of electronics glowing blue. :3
Do you have any siblings?: Two brothers and one sister (all of which are older) and one Nephew whom I consider a brother. <3
Do you have any pets?: In a sick twist of fate, I'm allergic to most pet dander. ;~;
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: Even without ramification, I don't know -- it takes quite a character to do that without remorse, even if they hated them.
What is you middle name?: I have two: Donald, Daniel.
Are you for or against gay marriage?: I'm for it, I guess, although I think Marriage is silly and moreso are Gay people who want to be~ I don't need the acknowledgment of society, the government -- and least of all, God! >_>
What are your thoughts on abortion?: Totally for it, so long as it is indeed the woman's choice. Anyone who unjustly wants one, wouldn't be good mother material anyways. But of course, my morals about this topic are very lax.
Do you have a crush on anyone?: Crush is for Orange Soda~
Are you afraid of the dark?: Only outside at night, alone. o:
How do you want to die?: Instant obliteration via Nuclear Explosion would be pretty hardcore.~ x3
Are there any rules you've broken?: Oh dear questionnaire, let me count the ways~








So there! You fags.
Now you know more about me and I'm sure that really made your day.
I hope so, cause it took me like two hours to complete this. x3