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Holy-FWA. [Half-repost. But I finished it this time. ;3]
13 years ago
Well, in light of the fact that I went to the con, I think I might need to cum up what happened there.
Let me go through it day by day.
Friday:
Show up. Register. Leave our shit in
's room. He shows us where to register. We plod around the dealer's den for a little while, and I find where I can go smoke a cig. (Which is super important.) This is where things become a little hazy. We put on our fursuits, and dumb ass around for a while, I meet 
, who is AWESOME by the way. <3 *snuggle snuggle* Anyway, after a little of that nonsensery, 
gets there, the person we're actually rooming with. We go to his room. DRUNK. Jello Shots, galore. WHOO. This weekend is getting good. After some drunk, and me filling me flask with go juice.. (Rum and Monster Energy Drink) It is back into my damn fursuit and drunking around. We all end up back into the room at one point, being drunk and stupid playing with balloons, until the MURRY PURRY starts. Fat, 
, loses a battle with a cylindrical object which I will not name. (AHEM, NYC.) And more murr purr than I want to witness in one room occurs. We go get food, because eating is nice, and then I passed out on the edge of the bed while everybody else got only more drunk and crazy.
Saturday:
This is St. Patrick's day. So before I even get awake enough to think about drinking some water, I fill up my flask again, which I had conspicuously emptied the night before. Me,, and 
, go down to the deli, and spend a fortune on some tiny little breakfast sandwiches. I then go put on my fursuit and dick around a little while, I stopped by 
's table, and ordered a pudgie charm, and then dicked around the dealer's den and artist alley for a while. My roomies went to go get food, while I smoked a cig or two and hung around the con. When Karmelo came back from stuffing her fat at the local mall, we went to the room and got ready for the Fursuit Parade. We got there and met up with 
, and to get situated in our two by two pattern so we could parade. used me as his tuba victim, and played me around the parade. I fell down once, everbody thought it was on accident, I totally fooled everybody. Lul. After that, it was time for some idiocy and fursuiting around, and more drinking, and of course more hanging with and idiocy. Met up with 
and 
and tried to have some fun. It didn't work, damn Police. *grumbles* Oh well, it ended well with my suiting in Ragtag, dancing in circles drunk, smoking a cig outside with an adorable gay couple, Mr. 
, and 
, and just a bunch of drunk idiocy, followed by crashing on the corner of the bed at 5:20-something in the am. Ugh.
Sunday:
Snapples has an issue with us being out of the room, and out of it right the fuck now, as soon as we get up at 9:30, even though check out isn't until 12. Whatever.:JacetheArcticWolf:'s friend asked if they could borrow Ragtag's suit, so I lent her to them.
comes and grabs it, and will be wearing it in the Furry Talent Shown later on. Sweet. We get dressed, and pack our stuff up. We take our shit to the car, including Muck's head (Pics of which I will post soon, I just have to get my camera out of Karmelo's car. Ugh.) And we go dance around. I pick up my charm from Painteddog, which is adorable by the way, and head over to 
's table and buy a new collar. It's orange and black, and I love it. Then we head to the Artist Alley, where I met two fabulous ladies [
and 
], each of whom drew me a badge. (Mind you, I paid them to. Lul.) They are awesome, I'll post scans here in a bit. (If I remember to... I won't mind you.) Then it was off to the Talent Show! It was awesome. There was a bunch of awesome singing, a HILARIOUS SKIT about a van and a river, the bit with Jace and Ragtag (Ragtag had apparently fucked the con chair. Lul. They knew her character without knowing her. HAHA.), and some bagpipe playing. It was awesome. And then sent me on a quest to find our dearest 
who was in the fursuit picture room. I dragged him away, and we grabbed his junk and headed out for home. All in all, it was AMAZING. Already preordered out tickets for RCFM, and got a hotel room, I hope to see all you crazy bitches there! <3
<3; Mutt
Actually, I'm not done. Above all I need to thank, , and for making the long annoying trip down there and back as hilarious and awesome as it was. I love you all Fats, and a Toothpick. Lul.
Also, thanks to the cool peeps I met while I was there, there are so many to list, so you guys know who you are. <3
ALSO, This is for Twinkle, and those who will understand. Which isn't many. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS. I SMELL 'EM. THEM AND THEIR GAY. EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Let me go through it day by day.
Friday:
Show up. Register. Leave our shit in
's room. He shows us where to register. We plod around the dealer's den for a little while, and I find where I can go smoke a cig. (Which is super important.) This is where things become a little hazy. We put on our fursuits, and dumb ass around for a while, I meet 
, who is AWESOME by the way. <3 *snuggle snuggle* Anyway, after a little of that nonsensery, 
gets there, the person we're actually rooming with. We go to his room. DRUNK. Jello Shots, galore. WHOO. This weekend is getting good. After some drunk, and me filling me flask with go juice.. (Rum and Monster Energy Drink) It is back into my damn fursuit and drunking around. We all end up back into the room at one point, being drunk and stupid playing with balloons, until the MURRY PURRY starts. Fat, 
, loses a battle with a cylindrical object which I will not name. (AHEM, NYC.) And more murr purr than I want to witness in one room occurs. We go get food, because eating is nice, and then I passed out on the edge of the bed while everybody else got only more drunk and crazy. Saturday:
This is St. Patrick's day. So before I even get awake enough to think about drinking some water, I fill up my flask again, which I had conspicuously emptied the night before. Me,
, and 
, go down to the deli, and spend a fortune on some tiny little breakfast sandwiches. I then go put on my fursuit and dick around a little while, I stopped by 
's table, and ordered a pudgie charm, and then dicked around the dealer's den and artist alley for a while. My roomies went to go get food, while I smoked a cig or two and hung around the con. When Karmelo came back from stuffing her fat at the local mall, we went to the room and got ready for the Fursuit Parade. We got there and met up with 
, and to get situated in our two by two pattern so we could parade. used me as his tuba victim, and played me around the parade. I fell down once, everbody thought it was on accident, I totally fooled everybody. Lul. After that, it was time for some idiocy and fursuiting around, and more drinking, and of course more hanging with and idiocy. Met up with 
and 
and tried to have some fun. It didn't work, damn Police. *grumbles* Oh well, it ended well with my suiting in Ragtag, dancing in circles drunk, smoking a cig outside with an adorable gay couple, Mr. 
, and 
, and just a bunch of drunk idiocy, followed by crashing on the corner of the bed at 5:20-something in the am. Ugh.Sunday:
Snapples has an issue with us being out of the room, and out of it right the fuck now, as soon as we get up at 9:30, even though check out isn't until 12. Whatever.:JacetheArcticWolf:'s friend asked if they could borrow Ragtag's suit, so I lent her to them.
comes and grabs it, and will be wearing it in the Furry Talent Shown later on. Sweet. We get dressed, and pack our stuff up. We take our shit to the car, including Muck's head (Pics of which I will post soon, I just have to get my camera out of Karmelo's car. Ugh.) And we go dance around. I pick up my charm from Painteddog, which is adorable by the way, and head over to 
's table and buy a new collar. It's orange and black, and I love it. Then we head to the Artist Alley, where I met two fabulous ladies [
and 
], each of whom drew me a badge. (Mind you, I paid them to. Lul.) They are awesome, I'll post scans here in a bit. (If I remember to... I won't mind you.) Then it was off to the Talent Show! It was awesome. There was a bunch of awesome singing, a HILARIOUS SKIT about a van and a river, the bit with Jace and Ragtag (Ragtag had apparently fucked the con chair. Lul. They knew her character without knowing her. HAHA.), and some bagpipe playing. It was awesome. And then sent me on a quest to find our dearest 
who was in the fursuit picture room. I dragged him away, and we grabbed his junk and headed out for home. All in all, it was AMAZING. Already preordered out tickets for RCFM, and got a hotel room, I hope to see all you crazy bitches there! <3<3; Mutt
Actually, I'm not done. Above all I need to thank
, , and for making the long annoying trip down there and back as hilarious and awesome as it was. I love you all Fats, and a Toothpick. Lul. Also, thanks to the cool peeps I met while I was there, there are so many to list, so you guys know who you are. <3
ALSO, This is for Twinkle, and those who will understand. Which isn't many. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS. I SMELL 'EM. THEM AND THEIR GAY. EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
