*Hugs back* No need to say sorry man.

You have the bets reason of them all for being away, and I am sorry you had to go through that. You have all our support, from your fans and pals here at FA.

i can't even imagine that kind of pain

Now I can finally do Shatner acting!

ohjeeze hahaha

Naw, you'd pass out from the pain first before it would kill you.

I mean, here's to a speedy recovery pup *hugs* Lookin forward to that rodent porn. ;> Still nevd to finish that fan fic sometime actually...

If it hurt like fuck....then you must be doing your fuckage incorrectly. 'Cause that should be rather pleasant. Obviously...I shall have to teach you........repeatedly.

You must be thinking of an enema.

This is what he is talking about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidural

*snicker* I was a US Army medic. I know what he meant. But, in a way...I sort of was thinking of something like an enema.......a huge, thick bolus of mancream up his rumpus.

thank goodness... I can't imagine a epidural that would feel good! hehehe the enema, well, I don't know.. never had one. lol

What can I say...I'm a top. I'm not used to being on the receiving end. But perhaps I should have said, "It hurt like FUCK would hurt to a poor, untutored tight little religious virgin to whom any kind of sex is nothing more than evil sin and punishment...without lube.

That would only increase my desire to teach you that isn't the case.

I had one of those when I was 5, I still remember it over 20 years later. *twitch*

Hi your Wickedness!

*Hugs!*

Did they they at least tell you it was gonna be a pretty painful experience to start with?

Rodent porn is really where it's at these days anyway. ^^

He said it would be uncomfortable and there might be some pain, but I don't think he expected it to be as bad as it was. I think it was only that horrible when he got close to the inflamed nerve.

Glad you're looking forward to more rodent porn!

"We've secretly replaced Deathpuppy's normal, irritating pain that lasts for weeks with a few intense jolts of pure agony. Let's see if he notices."

Ouch, sorry to hear they poked you like that. Hope you feel better.

He noticed! He noticed!!!

I've heard that it could be painful, but not that painful!

As I said, mostly it wasn't so bad, but they did a couple of things that were just OOOOWWIE!!!!!

Just take it easy.. guy. Don;'t strain yourself... just relax. (hugs)

Thanks...I am relaxing over rodent porn!

*snugs*

*and Hugs!*

yey rodent porn.

Here's a man who knows the best part of a story to focus on!

Well, it was near the end, so, I read the whole thing didn't I?

my god what in the nine levels of hell !

Why do you believe 'doctors' can cure something with their one time drugs.

Try this; a friend of mine is a psych major finishing off his graduate school (Phd) he did suggest something that though so California, is probably better than having 'doctors' poke into your spinal cord with needles.

Try balancing the parasynthetic nerves through a biofeedback specialist.

It simply quiets the nerve so it never happens again.

The doctor will probably have to inject you again at some point down the road (from my experience with them) with a greater and greater dose until it eventually either kills you or like another friend of mine (now deceased), who got instant Diabeties from a Steriod injection. He had to take daily insulin injections until his condition worsened and he died a couple years later.

Sorry to hear about your pain. i'd like to at least shake your hand someday at a con so hopefully you don't get Diabeties, my hope and prayers.

If I DO get diabeties, it won't be from this...it'll more likely be age-onset caused by my lousy diet and physical condition. I don't really know anything about biofeedback stuff.

I hope I get to shake hands with you too. Going to RCFM by any chance? Or maybe up here to RainFurrest?

on MY paycheck? hahahahahaa i can get to Califur if you're going there. i'll have to wait and see if i can get this better job maybe, (pays commission)

. i have 'thrown my back out' around nine times. each time 'doctors' told me i HAD to have surgery for a herniated disk as it had swelled. each time i went to a chiropractor i was walking without pain but some soreness that lasted a few days but later on (another visit) i was okay nearly immediately lasting about two to five years between visits.
the 'doctor' tell you that your back will have to be fused where ever they are going to cut on you and that you may well still have considerable pain to the same degree anyway with either complete loss of ability in several things you used to be able to do (before surgery) yet?

oh there is a friend i have that is the third level up from a Doctor. he is what is known as a Scientist, you know the guy that invents all the drugs Doctors prescribe?! as well as all the relevant proceedures?

Ack, I know how you feel, I had that done to my hip two years ago... it didn't help though and then later they figured out that what was wrong could only be fixed with surgery :x

Yeah, he almost gave up trying to do it after the third time he made me squeal like Ned Beatty! He was afraid he couldn't get near enough to the place to deliver the steroids because of how much pain I was in...but he finally did. The surgery will likely come later with me... :P

Have you tried a chiropractor? I realize that that sounds terribly old fashioned, but sciatic nerve pain is usually caused by a misaligned vertebra pressing on the nerve. I hope that you feel better soon!

I went to a chiropractor for a while last year, but there was something about their billing practices that was kinda squirrelly...so I had to quit them.

This isn't a case of a misalignment though. The hole in the vertebra in question is smaller than it's supposed to be and the herniation of the disks around it may have caused the nerve to swell and become compressed by the space not being big enough. He thinks I'll eventually have to do something surgical about it. :P

I do actually feel much better today, thanks. I am not limping anymore...but i am a bit sore and still have some numbness in my toes.

If the hole is too small, I don't see what surgery could do other than splitting the vertebra in half and pinning the halves back together with two bridges. Ewww! Not all chiropractors do questionable billing. I'm glad that you are feeling better now. *hugs*

Awww... dun be sorry. We just hope you get better and can get that pain fixed. *merfle*

Aww * huggles * sounds like you need a call from the sexy wolftah