im more manly then a man :D
13 years ago
General
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 8
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out on gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 14
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 22
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [x] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].
Total So Far: 31
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 32
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 64
hell yeah.
FA+

i was working as a waitress at the Mellow Mushroom Pizzeria on a slow day when the local fire depot decided to stop by for a lunch event. it was just me and one other waitress because Tuesdays are sloooooooooow. These guys were loud, boisterous, jock-type men who would have annoyed the hell out of me had i still been in high school. but id matured a bit ^_~
So we ut up with them for 4 hours or so and they turned out t be really fun^^ 16 20-50 year olds laughing and joking didn't seem too bad^^ Got a amazing tip too^^ 100$ <3
but when i reached to get the tip tray, there was a Stag beetle on it. Now, to inform you,.a Stag Beetle is like..huge..with a horn like a rhino beetle....and it was alive.
The guys were laughing their heads off dieing and rolling in the floor.
What they didnt know is that it was early spring and Stags come out that time of year..id been moving Stags off the sidewalk so they didnt get stepped on for a few weeks..i love Stags^^
So i picked it up, let it crawl around in my hand for a minute before looking up and saying "wow, thanks guys! i love these little fellers"...
Amanda about fainted..the guys were all quiet. it was great.
i srsly have an odd afection for stag beetles..its not normal xD