ACK! I never bothered getting drunk on St. Patrick's Day! Actually, I've never managed to get drunk. I always drink it too slowly to get much from it, probably because of the bad taste. Rum's good, but my tongue incinerates after a good swig. Usually, I'll just have a wine cooler or hard lemonade. It's been so long, though, that I forgot which brand of hard lemonade I liked, and I ALWAYS forgot which wine cooler was better, I just remembered it was the one that cost more. I do remember that Smirnoff's lightweight stuff tastes good.

Also, I physically cannot chug ANYTHING. Not even water. Just gulps. I don't know why.